-1,708For every animal that vegetarians don't eat we meat-eaters should eat three. That'll teach those self-righteous bastards, amirite?
+3,794I like turtles because they're so chill. They don't hurt anyone. They're just like, "Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce. But I'm gonna take my time getting there, I'm not in a rush. Because I'm a turtle." amirite?
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Is there a food you won't eat even though you've never tried it?
+1,039At all-you-can-eat restaurants, you should be allowed to eat the waiter, amirite?
+790You will always have that one weird food combination that you absolutely love, that when others see you eat it, they are completely disgusted and grossed out. amirite?
+1,822The egg came before the chicken. You eat eggs for breakfast then chicken for lunch, amirite?
-5,373It's perfectly acceptable to eat your dead pet. In fact, you would be dishonouring it if you didn't. Amirite?
+128Girls: the scariest thing you've ever done is let a guy eat you out for the first time. You felt so judged, amirite?
+1,350When it comes to food, we've been teaching our kids that it's fine to eat things such as Gingerbread Men, Animal Crackers and Gummy Bears. Surely they'd grow up with more morals if we gave them something like Jelly Jailmates? 'Hey Timmy, what're you up to?' "Just biting the head off a convicted criminal, Dad!" 'Attaboy!' amirite?
+548It's funny how so many people consider humans the "best" or "smartest" species. Aren't we the ones who kill other members of the same species for nothing(feelings) or just for green paper? Aren't we the ones who suffer obesity and hunger even though we have no limits to what we eat? I don't see other animals having these problems. We're the stupid ones, amirite?