+13If Patrick actually had a genius, and it was in fact showing, he would have know where his genius was located, amirite?
+23A good way to hide the fact that you're talking to yourself is a Bluetooth headset, amirite?
+19No one notices you when you say something, anything in fact. But the day something just slips off your tongue without you actually meaning it, suddenly they all can hear you again, what the hell is with that????? amirite?
+15If you state a fact you found on the Internet and someone asks you how you know that, you say that you read it, because saying you found it on the Internet makes the person not believe you, amirite?