+613The fact that you cannot kiss your elbow is enough to make you realize that some things seem to be so close, yet they are bound to be beyond your reach ♥, amirite?
+456While we all talk about "the perfect wish" at 11:11 on 11/11/11, the fact is, a lot of us will probably end up forgetting about it and missing it by a few minutes. Then we'll just have to go outside and pretend that airplanes in the night sky are shooting stars. amirite?
+340You make fun of my height now, but you neglect the fact that my height puts me at the perfect spot to uppercut your balls into non-existence. amirite?
+458Not too many people actually have "haters", they aren't successful enough to rightfully flatter themselves by calling the people who don't like them "haters". Just because we are well aware of the fact that you are a dumb ass does not mean we are "haters", we just don't like you, amirite?
+467Justin Bieber fans are beliebers, Miley Cyrus fans have the Cyrus virus, Lady Gaga lovers are Little Monsters. So what about Ke$ha? Personally I think it should be like Ke$haholics or Ke$heads or something. You know, in honor of the fact that she's always drunk or high. amirite?
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+592Boobs were made for babies. And the fact that men are so infatuated with them says something about men's maturity, amirite?
+189When you find that one person, that one person who means more to you than anything, that one person your in love with, that no matter what they do that pisses you off or makes you jealous, you cant help but overlook it all of it out of the sheer fact that its basically impossible to do so. amirite?
+515I think that whenever the government is in trouble, they hire people to do stupid things to cover it up. "Hey MTV, it's Barack. We need to cover up the fact that the unemployment rate is high and the economy is plummeting. Can you try and take some of the focus away from that? Yeah, pregnant teens and obnoxious idiots should do it. Thanks man.", amirite?
+820It is known for a fact that eating too many Krabby Patties will go to your thighs, then you'll blow up, amirite?
+433Dogs are way too excited about going out for walks. As soon as you take them out they're like "WE'RE GOING THIS WAY ACTUALLY LET'S GO THIS WAY NO THAT WAY LOOKS FUN WAIT I HAVE TO PEE HERE", paying no attention to the fact they'll get tired quickly if they do that. By the end, they just don't care any more, amirite?
+535When most people see a long post, they ignore it because they are too much work to read. Some may think they are wasting their time. But others will venture forth on an epic journey through the long post, hoping against hope, willing against will, that it is worth their effort. They navigate the depths of the paragraph... Only to find, that they did, in fact, waste their time. amirite?