+816Nothing sends you into a fit of rage faster than when someone who orders food after you gets his meal before you, amirite?
+816Mcdonalds didn't start out unhealthy. People just ate it so often, that it turned unhealthy. If people would just learn to eat their food in moderation, maybe obesity wouldn't be such a big problem. amirite?
+813Squidward and spongebob have pretty nice houses (better than mine anyway) considering the fact that they work at a fast food restaurant, amirite?
+811In several third world countries, if you're overweight, you're considered wealthy because you can afford a lot of food. In America, if you're overweight, you can afford McDonalds. amirite?
+806They should make a reverse Hooters restaurant that only staffs hot shirtless guys and serves stereotypical female foods like salad, vegetarian food, yogurt, and chocolate desserts. They could call it Bollocks. amirite?
+798"Why does all healthy food have to taste like shit?!" Last time I checked, apples are delicious, amirite?
+797You feel extremely satisfied when you get a little piece of food out from in between your teeth, amirite?
+790You will always have that one weird food combination that you absolutely love, that when others see you eat it, they are completely disgusted and grossed out. amirite?
+788It's annoying when a certian food that you love isn't being made anymore, because apparently you were the only one that liked it, amirite?
+785You know a restaurant is good when they serve the food exactly how is shown on the picture, amirite?
+783It sucks when you think the waiter is bringing your food but it's actually for the people next to you. Amirite?
+775The best feeling is when you succeed to get a piece of food out of your teeth with just your tongue, amirite?
+770The #1 thing to do before you die: dress up in a badass suit, stand in a crowded mall food court, and wait for someone to order a drink. When they are about to take their first sip, sprint towards them, dive, and knock the drink away, screaming "NOOOOOO!" Stand up, brush yourself off, say "you're welcome," and walk away. amirite?