+7Imparting an education without values is akin to giving alcohol as staple food More
+5Ole, Lena, and Sven were lost in the Northwood’s and were becoming desperate, having run out of food several days ago. It was winter, the snow was deep, and their situation was looking very bleak. When Ole dug down into the snow to look for something to eat, he found an old lamp and upon rubbing it to get the snow off, a genie came out.The genie says, "I am the great genie of the North and I can grant each of you one wish."Ole says, "I vish I vas back on my farm." Poof, Ole was gone.Sven was sitting there looking sad and the genie finally says, "What is your wish?" and Sven says, "Gee, I'm really lonely. I vish Ole and Lena vas back here with me". More
Did you just throw everything away when you moved out of dorms? More
+1How about Some Food Differences Between British and US-English : English ............. American
----- courgette ......... zucchini mars bar .......... milky way milky way ......... three musketeers opal fruits ......... starburst chips ................ french fries crisps ............... chips Link: http:www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/95q4/uk.html http:static.neatorama.com/images/2012-03/bread-cookie-english-chinese.jpg
Fun food question.You can only eat food that begins with the first letter of your user name.Whats your diet consist of?
0The Vow of Silence A man wanted to become a monk so he went to the monastery and talked to the abbot (the head monk). The abbot said, "You must take a vow of silence and can only say two words every three years." The man agreed. After the first three years, the abbot came to him and said, "What are your two words?" - "Food cold!" the man replied. The abbot made sure the meals are not cold. Three more years went by and the abbot came to him and said, "What are your two words?" - "Robe dirty!" the man exclaimed. The abbot ordered his robe be washed. Three more years went by and the abbot came to him and said, "What are your two words?" - "Bed hard!". The abbot made sure the mattress got re-stuffed. Three more years went by and the abbot came to him and said, "What are your two words?" - "I quit!" said the man. "Well," the abbot replied, "I'm not surprised - you've done nothing but complain since you got here!" Link: http://www.ba-bamail.com/content.aspx?emailid=19381