Why didn't anyone mention martin luther king day today Monday 1-15-18? I was listening to one of his speeches , judge a person not by the color of skin but the content of character? More
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Where's the Baby? For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house. One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child. The six-year old was obviously impressed, but made no comment. Furthermore, he stopped telling his teacher about the impending event. The teacher finally sat the boy on her lap and said, “Tommy, whatever has become of that baby brother or sister you were expecting at home?” Tommy burst into tears and confessed, “I think Mommy ate it!” Link: https://www.free-funny-jokes.com/funny-parent-jokes.html
Not the Student's Fault ? Mrs. Filmore returned home from a business trip and asked her husband, “How did Greg do on his history exam?” “Oh, not so good,” he replied. “But it wasn’t his fault. They asked him about things that happened before he was born!” Link: https://www.free-funny-jokes.com/funny-parent-jokes.html
A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed. Eighteen school shootings so far in 2018. That's the price of freedom? More
Dad's Fault ? At dinner, Seth said to his father, “Dad, I got into trouble at school today and it’s all your fault.” “How’s that?” asked the master of the house. “Remember I asked you how much $500,000 was?” “Yeah, I remember.” “Well, a helluva lot ain’t the right answer.” Link: https://www.free-funny-jokes.com/funny-parent-jokes.html
Hearing Problems ? Honey, said Mrs. Beldon to her husband, “Lester’s teacher says he ought to have an encyclopedia.” “Encyclopedia, my eye!” exclaimed Beldon. “Let him walk to school like I did.” Link: https://www.free-funny-jokes.com/funny-parent-jokes.html
No longer a child? Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o'clock.” She said, “But Father, I'm no longer a child!” He said, “I know, that’s why I want you home by eleven.” Link: https://www.free-funny-jokes.com/funny-parent-jokes.html
+4Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof. NO LAW period. Do you agree?
0Suicide Hotlines around the globe. OUTSIDE of the USA, please visit the International Association for Suicide Prevention online which provides a database of resources around the world. For Suicide Prevention Hotlines within the USA, please call 1-800-273-8255 (National Suicide Prevention Lifeline) or text HELLO to 741-741 for free 24-hour support from the Crisis Text Line. Please pass this information on to people at risk - if you need clarification, I'll help you with that definition. More
“Land of the Free, and The Home of the Brave”. Does this still apply to the United States?