+209On Halloween you like to dress up as a frog and poop on people's lawns because that's what frogs do, amirite?
+393Fortune teller: You'll soon meet a pretty girl who'll want to know everything about you. Frog: Great, when? Fortune teller: Next semester in biology, amirite?
+269It's fun to think about how we only know things by their names because they were named so long ago. Think about it. "Do your homework before you watch T.V." could just have easily been "Do your frog before you watch grape.", amirite?
+454What happens if a big asteroid hits Earth? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad, amirite?
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What would you do with a talking frog? The Talking Frog An 86 year-old man is out fishing. He was sitting in his boat when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up!" He looked around and did not see any one. He thought he was dreaming until he heard the voice again. "Pick me up." The old man looked in the water and there, floating on a lilly pad was a frog. The man said, "Are you talking to me?" The frog replied, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up. Then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because you will have me as your bride." The man looked at the frog for a minute in confusion, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front pocket. The frog screamed, "What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said?? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride!" He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, "Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog." *** Link: https://www.sunnyskyz.com/funny-jokes/21/The-Talking-Frog
+175If a frog instantly turns into a prince, it's a fairy tale, if frogs slowly turns into princes, it's evolution, amirite?
+742It would get pretty awkward if a girl kissed a frog, and it turned into a princess instead of a prince, amirite?