+559A future full of adults who were never properly disciplined as children, and who were given trophies for simply participating in events in school, sounds like something out of a dystopian terror film, amirite?
+603The Internet is changing society. For example, imagine the courtrooms of the future: “My client pleads non-guilty to first degree murder under the legal grounds of PICS OR IT DIDN’T HAPPEN.” Amirite?
+458What if your future child can time travel, and came back in time because you died and they wanted to know you, so now they’re a part of your life and you don’t even know it? Amirite?
+641Asians are aliens. They are highly intelligent beings, their technology is fifteen years into the future, they speak languages with thousands of characters, and they take millions of pictures of their travels on Earth. amirite?
+314I'm not single, I'm in a long distance relationship. My boyfriend lives in the future, amirite?
+354Sometimes you meet someone and before you know who are they, or where they are from or even without knowing their name, you get a feeling that sometime in the future this person is going to mean something important to you, amirite?
+697Maturity is knowing that you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing that you'll be an idiot in the future. Common sense is knowing that you should try not to be an idiot now, amirite?
+426We all have our time machines. Some take us back in time, they're called memories. Some take us to the future, they're called dreams. amirite?
+806Maturity is realizing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing you will be an idiot sometime in the future, too, amirite?
+224If your future self doesn't come back in time to stop you, its not a bad decision, amirite?
+514Kids today might be spoiled, but they're nothing like they might be in the future. "Can you believe I had to pay $40 for my teleporter? And it doesn't even go out of the galaxy! Piece of crap", amirite?
+341A man rode into a town on Friday, he stayed 2 days then left on Friday, how did he do it? Using a highly complex device from the future, he created a supermassive black hole which caused a rip in the space-time continuum thus creating a wormhole that transported him 5 days into the future, amirite?
+1,405These will all become classic posts that we'll look back on, read, and chuckle at nostalgically sometime in the far future, amirite?
+339Regardless of how filthy your past has been, your future is still spotless. amirite?
+410Amirite is a lot like Santa's Workshop. You have the posters, who are like toymakers, you have the watchers, who sit back and observe to become future toymakers, then you have the commenters, who are supervisors there to tell you what you are doing wrong, then there are the mods, who are reindeer, and then there is Anthony, who is Santa. And to top it all off, we're all imaginary, amirite?