+972It would be fun to one day find someone that's younger than you and looks a bit like you and say something like," Listen to me. It is very important that you listen to me. Some time this week someone is going to offer you a banana. You must take the banana. Trust me. I am you from the future. I'm taking a huge rick being here, but the fate of the human race is in your hands. Take the banana. Good luck." and run off, amirite?
+1,075I'm not single, I'm in a long distance relationship with this girl who lives in my future. amirite?
+1,056████'█ ███ ██████.the ████ ████ ██ ████ ████ █████ government████ ███ ██ knows█████ ██ ██████ ███ best█ █████ ██ ███ ██████ █████ █████ ████/████ ███'█ ██████ ████████. This is our future, amirite?
+1,030If at first you don't succeed, then try again. Unless you're Asian of course in which case you've already shamed all previous and future generations of your family. amirite?
+672When I die, I should be cremated, compressed into a diamond, and then passed down as a family heirloom. Imagine the looks on the future generations' faces when they hear, "Son, I want you to have our family's treasure. It's your grandpa." amirite?
+518In cultures where text is read from right to left, when someone from that culture pictures time on a linear scale, the past is on the right with the future on the left. In languages with masculine and feminine pronouns, a natural speaker of that language is more likely to point out the aspects of that object that are generally associated with the pronoun's gender. The effect that language has on how we perceive the world is astounding. amirite?
+317if your future self hasn't come back in time to tell you not to do it, then it's not a bad decision, amirite?
+583We need to start doing something to fuck with the people of the future like the Mayans did; perhaps build a giant clock that is set to start counting down from a random number some 500 years from now, amirite?
+404It's strange to think that your future husband/wife could have walked passed you hundreds of times without even realizing it because you always try stay hidden when you're stalking, amirite?
+1,686I shouldn't say bad stuff about illiterate people in case they hear me. In future, I should write it down. amirite?
+354When writing a speech, keep in mind that it's just like choosing a skirt. Too long and you'll look like a batty librarian, too short and we'll all know you probably haven't got a future in education, amirite?
+362It's easy to get naked and have sex. But opening up your life to someone, letting them know your past, letting them into your spirit, thoughts, fears, future, hopes and dreams. Now, thats really being naked. And quite frankly, 99% of us, are too insecure to be really naked. Amirite?