A Dangerous Name ? When my 15-year-old son, Pat, stepped up to the plate during a Colt League baseball game, the young announcer declared, “Now batting, the right fielder, number 12, Pathogen!” After some confusion in the stands, the announcer came back on over the loudspeaker. “Oh, I get it — Pat Hogan!” Link: https://www.rd.com/jokes/sports-jokes/
What's a TV game show -past or present-that you think you would have/would have had a chance of winning? More
-1Defective Golf Swing ? After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home. As he was walking to the parking lot to get his car, a policeman stopped him and asked, "Did you tee off on the sixteenth hole about twenty minutes ago?" "Yes," the golfer responded. "Did you happen to hook your ball so that it went over the trees and off the course?" the cop asked. "Yes, I did. How did you know?" the golfer asked. "Well," said the policeman very seriously, "Your ball flew out onto the highway and crashed through a driver's windshield. The car went out of control, crashing into five other cars and a fire truck. The fire truck couldn't make it to the fire, and the building burned down. So, what are you going to do about it?" The golfer thought it over carefully and responded, "I think I'll close my stance a little bit, tighten my grip and lower my right thumb." Link: http://jokes4all.net/car-jokes?p=29
0The "Once Upon A Time" Story Game...beginning with this classic phrase add 4 words, the next person adds 4 words and so on. Theoretically, we will end with an epic, seamless and grammatically correct story. Or not. ~) More
Silly Laws that got passed-- Frankfort, Kentucky, makes it against the law to shoot off a policeman's tie. Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants in Marshalltown, Iowa. Idaho state law makes it illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds. In Denver it is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor. In Devon, Connecticut, it is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset. In Greene, New York, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks when a concert is on. In Lexington, Kentucky, it's illegal to carry an ice cream cone in your pocket. In Memphis, Tennessee, it is illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians. In Ohio, if you ignore an orator on Decoration day to such an extent as to publicly play croquet or pitch horseshoes within one mile of the speaker's stand, you can be fined $25.00. In Pocatello, Idaho, a law passed in 1912 provided that "The carrying of concealed weapons is forbidden, unless same are exhibited to public view." In Seattle, Washington, it is illegal to carry a concealed weapon that is over six feet in length. In Tennessee, it is illegal to shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile. In Tulsa, Oklahoma, it is against the law to open a soda bottle without the supervision of a licensed engineer.
First Grade Learns Animal Names - One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a picture of a giraffe and asks if anyone knows what it is. No one raises his/her hand. - The teacher says, "See it's long neck? What animal has a long neck?" Sally holds up her hand and asks if it is a giraffe. "Very good, Sally," the teacher replies. Next she holds up a picture of a zebra. None of the students holds up his/her hand. - "See the stripes on this animal? What animal has stripes?" Billy holds up his hand and says it is a zebra. "Very good, Billy," the teacher replies. Next she holds up a picture of a deer. None of the students holds up his/her hand. - "See the big antlers on this animal. What animal has horns like this?" Still no one guesses. "Let me give you another hint: it's something your mother calls your father." Johnny shouts out, "I know what it is! It's a horny bastard." --- Link: http://www.jokelibrary.net/education/school1.html#old_fashioned_catholic_discipline
+7Don't be silly I don't need a course in structural engineering...I learned all about that playing Angry Birds.🙄 More
I'm really surprised that Game of Thrones has never been a topic on this site. What do you think about the show? Do you like it?