+3,523Nudists are terrible! Not only are they immoral, it's a sin against GOD. If GOD had intended for us to be naked we would of been BORN like tha... wait... amirite?
+2,880This can be the only explanation: Worm 1: "Feel that? It's raining." Worm 2: "Wanna go on the sidewalk and die?" Worm 1: "God yeah", amirite?
+2,794Just remember, every day is a gift from God. Well except for Monday...Satan slips that one in. He's a sneaky bastard. amirite?
+2,511Thank god Facebook is back up. I've had to phone 247 of my friends to tell them 'I hate work, I'm having a glass of water and going to bed, lol'. It's taken me all night! amirite?
+2,313People complain too much on airplanes. like "For real? I cant get hi speed internet?! AND MY CHAIR DOESNT LEAN BACK!" .... "Dude, you are sitting in a chair... IN THE GOD DAMN SKY!", amirite?
+2,302Get punched: "Ow". Have something fall on your hand: "Ouch that hurt". Stub your toe: "Shit god damn mother fucker ow what the hell shit faced whore ass headed whole.", amirite?
+1,982Images of brain neurons and synapses look eerily similar to images of space and galaxies, making you wonder: what if "space" is the brain or cells of some other giant creature (or maybe God) and we are a tiny part of it, and what if that creature is just a tiny part of another, larger creature, and what if, within ourselves, we are each a "universe" to other things, amirite?
+1,849My wife treats me like a god... She takes very little notice of my existence until she wants something. amirite?
+1,527If you made a gift for your best friend. Then gave it to her and her reply was, Ewh this is so ugly. You would be killed inside, right? After all that hard work, and time spent on it. Imagine how God feels when you call yourself Ugly. amirite?
+1,373I JUST SURVIVED A CAR ACCIDENT!!! THANK GOD I'M ALIVE! (1 like) Lady Gaga: I just ate a muffin (9201 likes) amirite?
+1,213We've all had that "Oh my God, Mom's home! Where's my backpack; gotta look like I've been doing homework," moment, amirite?
+1,204Being a doctor must be way more exciting than being a dentist, because if someone gets sick or is having a baby on a plane or something, you can help them and be the hero. But if you're a dentist, I doubt this ever happens: OH GOD THIS PERSON HAS A CAVITY! IS ANYONE HERE A DENTIST!? amirite?
+1,202Harry Potter would have had a much easier time if he just used the internet. "Who is Nicholas Flamel?" "Lets google it!" "How am I supposed to breathe under water for an hour?" "I bet Wikipedia has an article about it!" "Oh God, where is Voldemort's last horcrux?" "I don't know, lets check his Twitter!" Amirite?
+1,094My parents are gone! I should do something crazy that i'm not allowed to do! ... Drinks milk straight from the carton .... God I'm so badass. amirite?