+2,856I have decided to produce and sell a strong alcoholic drink called "Responsibly" That way everyone in the country can get shit faced drinking responsibly. And all the other drinks makers will be advertising for me on their cans with the slogan "please drink responsibly" Probably will piss off the government as well. amirite?
+1,056████'█ ███ ██████.the ████ ████ ██ ████ ████ █████ government████ ███ ██ knows█████ ██ ██████ ███ best█ █████ ██ ███ ██████ █████ █████ ████/████ ███'█ ██████ ████████. This is our future, amirite?
+316Some people are crazy and delusional. Like the people who believe in gravity. Everyone knows that gravity is just a conspiracy created by the government to make people sit down and shut the fuck up. It's a good thing too. There's nothing worse than a flying fucking hippy with a picket sign. Amirite?
+442It would be cool if you could pick a genre of dream to have or certain things you wanted incorporated into the dream: "How about an action dream involving the overthrow of a government and a Bengal tiger?" or "I want a romantic drama on an Alaskan cruise with that hot kid from my English class.", amirite?
+285You thought everyone freaking out about the upcoming zombie apocalypse possibility was stupid until the government issued a statement denying it; then you knew it was real, amirite?
+981I have a way to fix America's problems. The government should sell discounted trampolines. That way the economy gets stimulated and we solve the problem of obesity, amirite?
+353The government (America, Canada, European countries...) is NOT a theocracy, therefore religion should not be a valid argument for why gays should not be allowed to marry, amirite?
+311If the government denies a woman the right to abort the fetus, then the government should have to pay for everything. Sonograms, blood transfusions, Adoption papers, check-ups... EVERYTHING, amirite?
+464I finally understand the meaning of life! It means ████████ and then you have to ██████ but the government would ██████████████████ and then we could all ██████ but the cake is a lie, amirite?
+446The U.S. government had no right to censor the internet because the internet belongs to Timmy Turner, amirite?
+584If I had a dollar for every time we became a communist government, I'd have exactly as many dollars as everyone else in the country. amirite?
+508Either the government really is filled with idiots, or SOPA/PIPA is part of some brilliant, elaborate plot to get this generation active in politics, amirite?
+515I think that whenever the government is in trouble, they hire people to do stupid things to cover it up. "Hey MTV, it's Barack. We need to cover up the fact that the unemployment rate is high and the economy is plummeting. Can you try and take some of the focus away from that? Yeah, pregnant teens and obnoxious idiots should do it. Thanks man.", amirite?