+2,627The new Karate Kid is basically just Jaden Smith's re-creation of his dad's old show. He was chillin out maxin' relaxin' all cool, shootin some b-ball outside of school when a couple of guys who were up to no good started making trouble in his neighborhood. He got it one little fight and his mom got scared, she said "You're going to learn kung-fu from the maintenance man downstairs.", amirite?
+1,566If a robber ever breaks into your house, just pretend to be one too, and you guys will have a good laugh and hug and he'll leave, because you had first dibs. amirite?
+2,259Why do teachers always seem to blame the fact that they can't handle their classes on the time of day? E.g. "Come on guys, I know it's Monday morning"; "Come on guys, I know it's Friday afternoon"; "Come on guys, I know it's 9:23 on a Thursday"; amirite?
+2,674It seems like nine out of ten guys these days prefer big boobs and the tenth guy prefers the other nine guys, amirite?
+980Someone should invent a bra that plays music so girls can't complain that guys always stare at their boobs and never listen to them, amirite?
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+2,533When girls impersonate guys, they make their voice deeper and add a "stupid" tone to it. When guys impersonate girls, we make our voice go an octave higher and add an attitude, amirite?
+807They should make a reverse Hooters restaurant that only staffs hot shirtless guys and serves stereotypical female foods like salad, vegetarian food, yogurt, and chocolate desserts. They could call it Bollocks. amirite?
+2,187Guys: do you want to know why girls are so indecisive? Cause we don't have boners to help us figure out if we like someone, amirite?
+564You hate it when guys look at your eyes when they are talking to you, it's like seriously you guys, my tits are down here. Amirite?