-57Biden spends more time sniffing the porn star's hair than he spends in the Oval office, 'cuz his lower body parts don't function any better than his brain does, amirite?
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+56Mike Pence will lose the fly in his hair when he is no longer up Trump's big stinky bum. amirite?
+37The [No! No!] from [Radiancy] probably emits radiation. A geiger counter would confirm. And like skin cancer, it temporarily stops the hair from growing. Except it only works on such a tiny tip of the surface and no deeper and so lightly, that the skin portion exposed to non-dangerous, near-zero levels of radiation grows out and sheds off before it could spread further or become severe. But effective enough to temporarily stop the growth of hair. And then after the promise of 2 weeks without growing hair, the skin carrying the near-zero levels of radiation would gradually and fully shed off and then the hair would continue to grow again, amirite?
+63If you see someone who's clothes are covered in dog hair then you're near someone who has true love in their life, amirite?
+100Buzzing insects are not just found in Pence's hair. Fly swatters are essential tools in times like these. amirite?