+5,964Thevoiceinyourheadjustspedup. The. Voice. In. Your. Head. Just. Slowed. Down. THE VOICE IN YOUR HEAD JUST GOT LOUDER. The voice in your head is now at normal again, amirite?
+3,473How to Lose Weight: Turn your head to the left, then to the right. Repeat when offered food. amirite?
+3,268Sometimes, you plan out conversations in your head that you'll never end up having, amirite?
+3,258You hate when you plan a conversation in your head and the other person doesn't follow the script, amirite?
+2,827your mind was blown when you realised the word 'bed' actually looks like a bed, but your head exploded when you realised the word 'letters' actually look like letters. amirite?
+2,155The stupidest facebook group ever, 'I say the words in my head as I'm texting.' This is called THINKING. amirite?
+1,674Bad: Having a song stuck in your head. Worse: Having a song stuck in your head that you don't know all the words to. amirite?
+1,582Hair grows back way too quickly in every place, except your head. amirite?
+1,537Child 1: "Mommy, why is my name 'Lily'?" | Mom: "When you were born, a lily petal fell on your head, so I called you Lily." || Child 2: "Mommy, why is my name 'Daisy'?" | Mom: "When you were born, a daisy petal fell on your head, so I called you Daisy." || Child 3: "BLAAARGH! GAAAARGH!!" | Mom: "Oh, be quiet, Brick.", amirite?
+1,429How does Arthurs glasses stay on his face, when his ears are on top of his head, amirite?
+1,420Don't sleep with you head under the pillow, or you will wake up with a mouth full of coins and no teeth, amirite?
+1,393The people in horror movies are so stupid. If the killer askes you for last words the words to come out of your mouth should never be "fuck" and "you", it should be someting that makes the killer NOT want to kill you. Ex. "I give good head" or "I am your daughter", amirite?
+1,382After you say, "what?" three times, its acceptable to just smile and nod your head, amirite?
+1,350When it comes to food, we've been teaching our kids that it's fine to eat things such as Gingerbread Men, Animal Crackers and Gummy Bears. Surely they'd grow up with more morals if we gave them something like Jelly Jailmates? 'Hey Timmy, what're you up to?' "Just biting the head off a convicted criminal, Dad!" 'Attaboy!' amirite?