+483Jack and Jill went up the hill to do some marijuana. Jack got high, unzipped his fly and said, "Do you wanna?". Jill said yes, took off her dress and then they had some fun. Jack and Jill went down the hill and will soon be having a son. amirite?
+761Jack and Jill went up the hill. 24 hours later only Jack comes back down. Jill was a terrorist, amirite?
+444In Harry Potter, Hagrid seems to be a very indecisive person. For example, in the first movie, his little hut is just down the hill from Hogwarts, then each movie he relocates, some farther from the school, some closer. It's also pretty weird how the forest moves with it... amirite?
+454Jack and Jill went up the hill, with each 2 bucks a quarter. Jill came down with 4.50; What a whore, amirite?
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+537Jack fell down and broke his crown does not mean his little hat fell off its means he cracked his head open so now we have some dead guy rolling down a hill, who the fuck thought this was a good story to tell little children, Amirite?
+176"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water." What is stopping the reader from assuming that Jack and Jill are two dogs. amirite?
+956At the start of a new school year, You get all new supplies, organise all your folders/papers and make your handwriting REALLY nice. Half way through the year, you have lost the majority of your supplies, you have loads of loose papers with nothing organised and your hand writing just goes down hill, becoming almost unreadble. This pattern is repeated throughout your school years. amirite?
+341Adding phrases onto someones sentences randomly is quite amusing. "So anyway, I was at the amusement park, and we were going down the big hill on the ride, oh my gosh it was awesome!" "And everyone died.", amirite?
+773A lot of the nursery rhymes are depressing. Jack and Jill fell down the hill, Humpty Dumty cracked, everyone in Ring Around the Rosey dies, in hush a bye baby the baby fell out of the tree, London Bridges fall down, and more that I can't think of at the moment, amirite?
+39It'd be both funny and mean to say to a cyclist riding up a big hill "you dropped something", wait for them to stop and then say, "your momentum", amirite?