+1,769What if P Diddy was actually called Pete Diddy and we just misheard him and now he just goes with it because it's too late to correct everyone, but every night he goes home and cries and whispers to himself "My name is Pete". Amirite?
+5,219I can't see an end. I have no control and I don't think there's any escape - I don't even have a home anymore. Definitely time for a new keyboard. amirite?
-42Ladies shouldn't work, they should stay home and take care of the kids. Its the natural order, amirite?
+5,225Whatever you give a woman, she'll make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiples and enlarges what is given to her. So if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit. amirite?
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+1,092They should make a realistic version of Call of Duty. For example: when you get shot in the leg, sorry bitch but you're limping for the rest of the round. Or being in the presence of too many AC130s would impair your hearing, so the game would go mute.And eventually, after beating Campaign Mode, you get Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome. Then, when you come home after your tour, your wife is banging your neighbor, amirite?
-4I don't get it. Are you having trouble finding a job? In a robust economy, people who want to work can, and people who don't want to work don't have to. Statistics like 94 million not in labor force, 56 million women not working, 100% jobs taken by foreigners are meaningless if people who want jobs can find them. More
+1,496Here's a fun game for moms to play: when your kid gets home from school, be lying on the floor screaming in pain, "YOU STEPPED ON A CRACK!" amirite?
If I broke into your house, I would make myself at home. I would make some lunch, wash some clothes, take a shower, and probably use the internet. What would you do once you came home and found me?
+2I am honestly tired of hearing people say that we can sit through this and to stop fighting it. I am gonna say it here and I am gonna say now, we can be rid of this once and for all, by fighting and teaching every Trump supporter that is not okay to be racist, sexist, or to judge someone by his or religion. People will say that there will be light. There won't be light if you stand there in the dark and wait, you have to find your way to light. People say we should be peaceful, and I say that there will not be peace as long as there is violence. We, as Americans, are granted our unalienable rights after years of running into issues and fixing them, if Trump stays in office and we sit through it, every effort put into the developement of America, will disappear. Spread the word and keep protesting. Repost this (Please don't use my name). We can force them to listen, before Trump tears our home apart.