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+588Sometimes you wish you can do little things. Like fart in public (but not overdo it, like an accident), and people wouldn't be like "Ewwwww." I mean, it IS human nature, amirite?
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+579It's kind of sad how girls treat gay guys more like accessories than human beings, amirite?
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+573The human mind can't create or come up with new faces during your dreams. This means that every single face you see in your dreams, you have also seen them in real life whether for hours or a fraction of a second. Knowing that gives us an idea of how vast the storage capacity of the human brain is, simply amazing, amirite?
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+562If Aliens ever studied human reproduction by watching porn, they’d think we’re idiots - Putting the penis in the wrong holes, girl-on-girl doesn’t make babies, and the semen never ends up where it should, amirite?
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+555We all think switching bodies with someone would be fun, but think about it - you would have to do all the bad things of being human too, like shaving, pooping, and smelling bad, and it would be weird to know how somebody else's body worked like that, amirite?
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+547Even if characters in movies aren't human, you can usually tell which ones are supposed to be attractive, amirite?
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+546Assuming the theory that when we die we come back as another human being is correct, we must have, at some point, ran out of souls because our population is constantly growing. Which would explain the massive amount of stupid, unimaginative, decorous and soul-lacking people walking around. amirite?
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+544You get jealous of your friends who have indescribably entertaining dreams that lead them on a series of escapades along with unlikely people, and usually end up having wild dance parties and discovering that they have super-human abilities. While in your dream, you walked around your house a bit, then fell down a hole, amirite?
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+543Pretend you are in a burning building, and for some reason there was a petri dish of 10 living, viable, fertilized 1 week old human embryos that could grow healthily, and also a 5 year old crying toddler in the same building. If you could only save one of them from the fire, you would choose to save the 5 year old, amirite?
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+541We all have super-human speed, just watch a person running out of a dark room, amirite?
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+536"Are we human, or are we dancers?" That's right, because anyone who dances are not of the human race, amirite?
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+533Stewie went from an evil baby genius to a gay midget, Brian went from a happy dog to a human being with strong political opinions, Peter went from a dad that loves his family to a gigantic, sarcastic 12 year old, Lois went from a strong woman to a slut with a crazy past, and Cleveland went from a modest, chill neighbor to a stereotypical black guy. amirite?
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+531Every country in the world should work together to create the world's largest building where every last human being on Earth lives. One where each country has its own floor, and you can visit your relatives and friends by pushing the button on the elevator that corresponds with their country. Though totally preposterous and unrealistic, this is a pretty cool thought, amirite?
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+531President must be the worst job ever. Sure, people love you in the election, then they realize you're human and can't save the world and start going on within a month about what a crappy job you're doing and screaming totally unfounded lies about you, amirite?
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+530You would live your life differently if the human life span was 40 years, amirite?
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