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+2,680It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. The length of a penis is 3 times the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. Women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text. The man is still looking at his thumb, amirite?
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+3,259If Eve cursed an entire human race for an apple, I can only imagine what she'd do for a Klondike bar... amirite?
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+1,491You can make anything sound badass if you put the right spin on it. For example: Once a year in a human's life, to celebrate their continuing survival, food is created for them in an inferno hot enough to kill a man. That food is then lit ablaze and presented to the surviving one for them to extinguish with only their breath and then consume. amirite?
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+974It would be fun to one day find someone that's younger than you and looks a bit like you and say something like," Listen to me. It is very important that you listen to me. Some time this week someone is going to offer you a banana. You must take the banana. Trust me. I am you from the future. I'm taking a huge rick being here, but the fate of the human race is in your hands. Take the banana. Good luck." and run off, amirite?
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+955The Earth is thought to be 46 hundred million years old. It may be hard to wrap your brain around that number so lets say the Earth is just 46 years old. That means single-celled organisms arrived around 11 years, simple animals around 40, dinosaurs around 45, and humans...only 2 hours ago. This really puts human existence into perspective, amirite?
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RubberBandBalls avatar RubberBandBall
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+1,071The human brain is amazing. It functions 24 hours a day from the time we were born, and only stops when we take exams, amirite?
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+853A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, shits on the floor and leaves, amirite?
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+1,312After reading the the sentence, you are now aware that the the human brain often does not inform you that the the word "the" has been repeated twice every time, amirite?
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+274Due to the constriction of the inferior alveolar nerve as it passes through the mandible foramen on its way to the tongue, there is only a limited combination of sounds that a human being can make. For example, it is physically impossible to pronounce the words “eye”, “laws”, “dug”, and “aim” in sequence. amirite?
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yay_im_wrongs avatar yay_im_wrong
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+867It's funny how some people consider that even at the expense of it's mother, an unborn shapeless mass of cells is a human that should have every right as a normal human, but a fully-functioning, full grown, alive gay person is not. amirite?
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ClaireTheBozos avatar ClaireTheBozo
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+789Fun fact: The average human body contains enough bones to make up an entire human skeleton, amirite?
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+515Not only are carrots great for human eyesight but they are also essential for a snowmans sense of smell, amirite?
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+448OrzOrzOrz = human centipede, amirite?
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+1,064"Are you a dog person or a cat person?" "I'm pretty sure I'm 100% human..." amirite?
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Iznisha99s avatar Iznisha99
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+427It's interesting how babies are actually born sort of as animals, all crawling and not comprehending (nor caring) for math and schedules and work and whatnot, but we as humans train them to become all human-y by teaching them to walk and do taxes. We train the little clumsy monkeys to become civilized and boring humans just like everybody else. It's not the race that is like this, it's the training. We're not naturally this way, we train each other to become this, amirite?
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