+556Humans: the only thing you can depend on is that they're undependable, amirite?
+548It's funny how so many people consider humans the "best" or "smartest" species. Aren't we the ones who kill other members of the same species for nothing(feelings) or just for green paper? Aren't we the ones who suffer obesity and hunger even though we have no limits to what we eat? I don't see other animals having these problems. We're the stupid ones, amirite?
+541If any other life form other than humans – trees, insects, apples, cows – could voice their opinions and vote, the world would be entirely different, amirite?
+540If humans were at the same intelligence levels as other animals, then, in theory, any animal could have evolved to create languages, computers, and we could be the ones considered animals. amirite?
+532It would be really helpful if humans were able to switch on/off their senses (hearing, taste etc..) and be able to sleep on command, amirite?
+524Imagine trying to explain the concept of dancing to aliens. “Well, you see, Mr. Alien, when we hear melodic sounds we humans start…er… moving, swaying, and twitching our feet and bodies in random, spontaneous motions…” amirite?
+509If humans were manatees, would the word for humanity be manatee-manity? amirite?
+505If us humans use blades of grass to whistle, then insects would use them as swords, amirite?
+504Humans use to work so hard to create amazing things; the Pyramids, Eiffel Tower, Great Wall of China. Now if you can't do it by computer or have to physically work then a large magority would wait for someone else to do it. amirite?
+503Humans are one of the ugliest species. We don't even have a nice beautiful coat of fur like other animals, just horrid, uneven course hair in stupid places. amirite?
+500When humans want to claim land as theirs, they declare war. When dogs want to claim land as theirs, they pee on it, amirite?