+785We humans try to make dating such an expensive thing, when there are few things as romantic as lying with another on a beach at night, staring at the stars. We don't need luxury to love someone, amirite?
+221There have been 100 billion humans to walk this planet and die before you were born. Of those, you could name maybe a few hundred. This means any of us have about a .0000000001% chance of being remembered after we die. The human race is a story of cold, cyclical replacement, amirite?
+384Humans share forty percent of their gene sequence with lettuce. This explains a lot, amirite?
+211What if the world we live in and believe to be real was just a complex and imaginary? What if it was just pixels and binary codes? Maybe our lives are part of a huge computerized program controled by superior beings who have an intellectual level beyond what we humans can ever understand, we could be some experiment they're carrying out and maybe they're the ones or the one some of us call god. As interesting this thought gets, it could explain the seeming perfection of our universe, amirite?
+493If all bugs died today, in fifty years, the world will end. If all humans died today, in fifty years, the world will flourish. Puts your life in perspective, amirite?
+324You hate when birds fly away from you if you get near them. I'm not gonna fucking hurt you guys, us humans have feelings too. Insensitive douchebags, amirite?
+207It's strange that a lot of humans see themselves as separate from other animals in the animal kingdom in two distinct groups: human and non human animals. There's really nothing special about people other than their intelligence, in the same way there's nothing special about a cheetah other than running at 70 mph and keen hunting instincts. There's no reason for humans to think of themselves as special or seperate ... amirite?
+495I wonder if when fish get dumped their friends say that there are more humans on land, amirite?
+212Easter Island was a pristine tropical island. After humans arrived, the land became overpopulated, the resources were depleted, the environment destroyed, the people divided, and the culture was on the brink of self-destruction. This is a microcosm of humanity's eventual fate, amirite?
+831All humans deserve equal rights. All gay people are humans. Gay people deserve equal rights. amirite?
+658Studies show that humans spend nearly 66% of their lives sleeping. So, that basically means that half of our life is a dream, amirite?
+290Humans are the most dominant species in the world; maybe even the universe... That's only because spiders like to live reclusivley. Because if they wanted to run shit, we'd just run for our lives. Amirite?
+428It's so annoying to hear dogs barking, but if you think about it, it's just their speech. They could be hanging around listening to us talk and saying, "My God, Fido, please make these damn humans shut up," amirite?
+532It would be really helpful if humans were able to switch on/off their senses (hearing, taste etc..) and be able to sleep on command, amirite?