+139Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is humans way of saying you can't fire me, I quit. amirite?
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+140Christianity has some really good points to prove creationism. Humans, the universe, and Earth couldn't have possibly have been made so well-designed by accident, amirite?
+468I'm all for animal rights, but when people start to care for animals more than humans, somethings wrong, amirite?
+18Know when to keep on trying and when to give up. Sometimes it's just better for yourself to let it go. Contrary to what many appear to think, admitting you reached your limits doesn't make you weak. Everyone has their limits. After all no matter how many amazing things we do and create, we're still humans and there's nothing wrong with that. More
+495I wonder if Aliens have a Hollywood that makes sci fi movies about humans. Humantar, Human Horror Picture Show, HT (Human Terrestrials), Monsters vs. Humans... amirite?
+678Humans are incredible, you give them a machine that processes tons of complex information in seconds, and they complain that it's too slow, amirite?
+190If sea monkeys can be called that and look nothing like real monkeys, humans should be called land jellyfish, amirite?
+682What the heck is up with Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy? They are old HUMANS who fight crime underwater, and they are the size of a sponge, amirite?
+440Humans establish these "standards" for each person, and if they somehow don't follow them then they think they've got to fix them! Counselor: "Oh, what's that, quiet person? You're eating lunch alone and not sitting next to annoying gossiping classmates like every teenager does? That can't happen! Hey, neighboring kids! Come meet [name] he's new here.", amirite?
+96If I were to put a seed in some dirt, no one would call it a plant. This applies to embryos and humans too, amirite?
+32There's no way it was an "accident" that the Earth magically formed by itself and had oxygen, water, sunlight, and humans who "accidentally" were made but coincidentally had reproductive organs, brains, and body parts perfectly arranged so that we could move and breathe and think. Why couldn't God just have done all that stuff on purpose? amirite?
-72If we were built by an intelligent god, we must be better than it at something. A hammer is better at banging nails than humans, a house is better at keeping warmth than human skin etc. If we were perfect we wouldn't build anything. If we are creations, we are compensating for some of our creators imperfections. amirite?