-12How to not get a speeding ticket."WEE WOO WEE WOO" (ME)PULLING OVER (COP) walking towards my car (ME) Hello officer (COP)DO u know how fast you were going? (ME) NO,but this is a stolen car and there is a dead body inthe trunk. (COP) ??!ur going to jail! (ME) The truth is this is my car here is the insurance stating my name and there is no one in the trunk. (cop) ok?,stay safe. (ME) yes! no tick... amirite?
+369Geicos comercials are bitchin compared to other insurance companies, amirite?
+359Geico commercials are very entertaining, but it doesn't make you want to buy from them. Like watching a pig scream 'weeee!' all the way home will convince me to buy motorcycle insurance. amirite?
+20"Like a good neighbor, State Farm is THERE!...like a good neighbor, State Farm is THERE!...OH MY GOD, RANDOM PERSON THAT POPS UP WHEN I NEED HELP WITH AUTO INSURANCE, WHERE THE HECK ARE YOU?!", amirite?
+2If Geico car insurance is "So easy, a caveman could do it" ... then how did the cavemen get the cars that need insurance in the first place, amirite?
+19Asia: You have a fever, lets go to the hospital VS. America: You have a fever, suck it up, you ain't got health insurance! amirite?
+297Every car insurance company claims to be $350+ cheaper than everybody else, amirite?
+10If you are under 18 you should not talk smack about free health care, because you are still on your parents insurance. Just wait till you are on your own and you get hurt or sick , you will love pulling $1000+ out of your ass for that hospital bill, amirite?
+8Peter Griffin doesn't look so stupid now with his volcano insurance! amirite?