+2,801It's so nice that the kids these days are so cautious when it comes to UV rays damaging our eyes. They're even wearing sunglasses INDOORS now, and taking hundreds of pictures of themselves to spread the word of UV-protection! amirite?
+2,535Kids in math problems have way too much time on their hands. Like seriously Avi? You're going to calculate the angle at which you need to ride your bike to get to Market Street? Get a girlfriend or something. amirite?
+2,533Halloween must make it really hard for pedos not to break the law. Just imagine all the little kids turning up at his/her door in cute little outfits and ASKING to be given candy. Amirite?
+2,264Don't mess with the kids from the 90's, we could take you down, your silly bandz are no match for our slap bracelets, amirite?
+2,176It would be cool if the commercial break was made up of one big commercial that included all the products you normally see in a commercial break. Like a family riding in a Ford Fusion go out to State Farm to get life insurance. One of the kids is playing with a Barbie doll in the car. She starts to choke on one of Barbie's shoes and they have to go to St. Mary's hospital. Then, once the child is revived, they end the day with dinner at Applebee's. Amirite?
+2,007The kids, who in Extreme Makeover Home Edition get an extravagant theme bedroom, is going to hate it in a few years, when they lose their passion for e.g. monkeys, amirite?
+1,735Racism is a thing learned through culture; you aren't born with it. I mean, little kids color people every color of the rainbow and think nothing of it, amirite?
+1,706Fun idea: Not got kids? Hire a babysitter anyway, say kid is asleep upstairs and not to be woken. When you get home later that evening, go mental and ask where the child has gone. amirite?
+1,511With all those kids putting on the Sorting Hat, you'd think there would be an outbreak of lice every year, amirite?
+1,476When you were little, you looked at high schoolers as if you would never reach their age, and now you wonder if little kids look at you the same way, amirite?