+411Newton's third law of emotion: For every male action, there is a female over reaction, amirite?
+2,532Halloween must make it really hard for pedos not to break the law. Just imagine all the little kids turning up at his/her door in cute little outfits and ASKING to be given candy. Amirite?
+1,604Universal Law: If you're under your blanket nothing can get you. amirite?
+582Remember, when your prospective father-in-law asks you "Why do you ask for my daughter's hand in marriage?", The correct answer is NOT "Because I am tired of using my own", amirite?
+459O < This is your brain. o < This is your brain on drugs, so don't do drugs. o < This is your butthole. O < This is your butthole in prison, so don't break the law, amirite?
+431I have watched CSI, NCIS, Law and Order, Lie to Me, Criminal Minds, and Unusual Suspects. I can kill you 18 ways with a paperclip and not leave forensic evidence. amirite?
+305The law should allow male polygamists to marry just two women. That way, they can have their Kate and Edith too, amirite?
+407A man buys his mother-in-law an expensive cemetery plot for her birthday. The next year, he gives her nothing, when she complains, he fires back "You still haven't used the present I gave you last year.", amirite?
+395In the iTunes terms of agreement- You also agree that you will not use these products for any purposes prohibited by United States law, including, without limitation, the development, design, manufacture or production of nuclear, missiles, or chemical or biological weapons. Well, I will try my hardest not to, iTunes. But I can't promise anything, amirite?
+482With a name like "Skywalker", what the fuck else was he going to do? Go into law? amirite?
+472To all teachers: YOU get PAID to come here, it's the LAW for ME to come here... and you question my motivation? amirite?
+403This is a really great quote: " Go to school, do your work, act normal, walk on the sidewalks, be fashionable, watch TV, save for when you are old, obey the law, and repeat after me, "I am free" " So true. amirite?
+954Paranormal Activity was only scary because that demon thingy got her from UNDERNEATH her covers. Thus breaking the universal law that nothing can get you if you're underneath the covers. amirite?
+632One of the many problems today is that people don't have to put up with many consequences of their actions. You don't stay fit; try diet pills or lipo. You have unprotected sex, have an abortion. You break the law, hire a really expensive lawyer and lie through your teeth. Everyone needs to start dealing with mistakes instead of getting out of it, amirite?
+432My friend suggested some possible reasons as to why the guy I like hasn't called me lately. They included: he's an alien, he's broken the law and on the run, he's got a gf, he's secretly a woman, he's swapped bodies with someone, he's got a girl pregnant, he's pregnant, he has cousrework, hes moving to another country or he's a dickhead. Her reasoning is good, amirite?