+1,092They should make a realistic version of Call of Duty. For example: when you get shot in the leg, sorry bitch but you're limping for the rest of the round. Or being in the presence of too many AC130s would impair your hearing, so the game would go mute.And eventually, after beating Campaign Mode, you get Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome. Then, when you come home after your tour, your wife is banging your neighbor, amirite?
+416The guy who yells "My leg!" from Spongebob is named Fred Rechid, and is actually a janitor and cameraman. He also has two sons named Tommy and Monroe, a wife named Sadie, and an ex wife named Mable Monica. You never expected him to have a name and a life, amirite?
+669I'm thankful that baby teeth are the only things that kids lose while growing up. Imagine the trauma of a nose falling off. Or a leg. "Why's your daughter hopping around like that?" "Oh, she just lost her baby leg last night." amirite?
+383The first person to hear the phrase "Break a leg" must have been like, "Well thank y--WHAT? Go break your own leg you double crossing pessimistic bastard." amirite?
+270When you put your ear up to a stranger's leg you can hear them say "What the fuck are you doing?", amirite?
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+678You're thankful that baby teeth are the only things that kids lose while growing up. Imagine the trauma of a nose falling off. Or a leg. "Why's your daughter hopping around like that?" "Oh, she just lost her baby leg last night," amirite?
+964When something destructive happens on Spongebob Squarepants there is always one fish that says "OW MY LEG!!"... amirite?
+326Did you here about the amputee chemist? He lost part of his leg, but they left the neon, amirite?
+787It's kinda amusing how the people on Shark Week are always so calm about what happened. "I heard a snap as they pulled me up, and I looked down and my leg was gone." Oh, okay, that's cool. amirite?
+926You feel a tickle on your leg and freak out, thinking it was a bug, but it was a piece of your hair or a fuzz. You feel a tickle on your leg, and you don't look, and you wipe it off, knowing it's just a hair. That's when it is an ant or spider. amirite?
+419A woman doesn't want an abortion like she wants an ice cream cone. She wants an abortion like an animal wants to gnaw their leg off when stuck in a trap. amirite?