I have an important question that I'd really like to know the answer to. Why is it that when you go to Hooter's, Old Chicago, or other restaurants and order "boneless chicken wings", that they aren't wings at all, and nothing more than mechanically separated chicken chunks? More
+14Wacky weather. Arctic experiencing warmest winter ever, Europe coldest. Doesn't matter if this is caused by humans or not, doesn't matter if humans can 'stop' it from getting worse. Only thing that matters is we treat each other as brothers and sisters and stop with the 'us' v 'them' nonsense. Love thy neighbor as thyself.
Family or Musical Records? A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead. “Do you have Eyes of Blue and A Love Supreme ?” she asked. “Well, no,” answered the puzzled homeowner. “But I have a wife and eleven children.” “Is that a record?” she inquired. “I don’t think so,” replied the man, “but it’s as close as I want to get.” Link: https://www.free-funny-jokes.com/funny-parent-jokes.html
-2To tell the truth I can't help but miss my ex fiancee. We both had babies by other people while on a break. I love my kids, but honestly everytime I look at them I wish they were by my ex. I should've been the one she got pregnant by. It's been almost a year and I can't stop thinking about being with her. Call me crazy or dumb but since she left for good I'm realizing how much I'm in love with her.
Nothing better though good ole country music amirite!!? What's your favorite coun song? I love Waylon Jennings! My favorite song is 'I've Always Been Crazy'
+12"Real patriot" says I LOVE America....except gays, feminists, protesters, people who disagree with me, vegans, mexican immigrants, refugees, the rights of natives to keep their land, the national parks, the environment, the clean air, the aesthetic beauty, it's reporters, it's movies, minorities, transgender Americans, non-christian americans, and the entire state of California. So what do you like? "Real" Patriot answers: Vladimir Putin and the Confederacy!
Wishing All a Happy, Smiling Valentine's Day ! Ready for a Joke ? Man: "Honey, on this Valentine's Day, I want to tell you something... I'm not rich like Jack. I don't have a mansion like Russell. I don't have a Porsche like Martin. But I do love you and I want to marry you." Woman: "Oh, dear, I love you too! What was that you said about Martin?" *** Link: https://www.rd.com/joke/hes-got-fast-car/
Did you ever draw a boat like this as a kid? More
+5Worry not my love if others see us as Skew lines, i will shatter the Pillars that separate us so that we can be in each others path. . Worry not my love if we really are Parallel, Please Remember that our world is Round, So we can still meet somewhere. . Worry not my love if others say that we are Tangent Lines, I will cut it in half and make it into an angle So we will never be apart. . Worry not my loves if others see us as Asymptotes, No, we are just the inner part of the Lemniscate because our love will last forever. More
Newlyweds - and Physics ? A newlywed husband is discouraged by his wife's obsession with physics. Afraid of being second fiddle to her profession, he finally confronts her: "Do you love math more than me?" "Of course not, dear - I love you much more!" Happy, although sceptical, he challenges her: "Well, then prove it!" Pondering a bit, she responds: "Ok... Let epsilon be greater than zero..." Link: http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/schooljokes/physicsjokes.html