0I rode... My bike to the gym, it was kind of easy going down hill, except when I had to ride on kind of a flat surface, I rode till I got exhausted so then I got off and walked with my bike. I took my bike into the gym as I do not have a lock yet, I did only ten minutes on the treadmill then my mum showed up with the car, we sat for a few minutes. We went to the beach, I put the bike in the back seat. Then we came home. It is not easy riding, but it was my first time in years riding a bike on the road.next time.
The First Child ? A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!” “Is this her first child?” the doctor queries. “No, you idiot!” the man shouts. “This is her husband!” Link: https://www.free-funny-jokes.com/funny-parent-jokes.html
Oversleeping The new family in the neighborhood overslept and their six-year-old daughter missed her school bus. The father, though late for work himself, had to drive her. Since he did not know the way, he said that she would have to direct him to the school. They rode several blocks before she told him to turn the first time, several more before she indicated another turn. This went on for 20 minutes – but when they finally reached the school, it proved to be only a short distance from their home. The father, much annoyed, asked his daughter why she’d led him around in such a circle. The child explained, “That’s the way the school bus goes, Daddy. It’s the only way I know.” Link: http://www.jokes4us.com/peoplejokes/teachersjokes/missedthebusjoke.html
If everyone takes the local "shortcut", and jams it with so much traffic that it takes 10 minutes longer to get to your destination, it's not really a shortcut. Amirite? Do you have this type of shortcut in your town? More
New Year's Day Party - That Never Was? As in many homes on New Year's Day, Janet and Nigel, a happily married couple, faced the annual conflict of which was more important: the football match on television, or the lunch itself. Hoping to keep the peace, Nigel ate lunch with the rest of the family, and even lingered for some pleasant after-lunch chat before retiring to the lounge to turn on the television. Some minutes later, Janet looked in to see how he was and graciously even bought a cold beer for Nigel. She smiled, kissed him on the cheek and asked what the score was. Nigel told her it was half time and that the score was still 0-0. 'See?' Janet said happily, 'You didn't miss a thing.' Link: http://www.guy-sports.com/humor/christmas/funny_new_year_stories.htm
0Defective Golf Swing ? After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home. As he was walking to the parking lot to get his car, a policeman stopped him and asked, "Did you tee off on the sixteenth hole about twenty minutes ago?" "Yes," the golfer responded. "Did you happen to hook your ball so that it went over the trees and off the course?" the cop asked. "Yes, I did. How did you know?" the golfer asked. "Well," said the policeman very seriously, "Your ball flew out onto the highway and crashed through a driver's windshield. The car went out of control, crashing into five other cars and a fire truck. The fire truck couldn't make it to the fire, and the building burned down. So, what are you going to do about it?" The golfer thought it over carefully and responded, "I think I'll close my stance a little bit, tighten my grip and lower my right thumb." Link: http://jokes4all.net/car-jokes?p=29
0Ploughing the land ? A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. They came to a muddy patch in the road and the car became bogged. After a few minutes of trying to get the car out by themselves, they saw a young farmer coming down the lane, driving some oxen before him. The farmer stopped when he saw the couple in trouble and offered to pull the car out of the mud for $50. The husband accepted and minutes later the car was free. The farmer turned to the husband and said, "You know, you're the tenth car I've helped out of the mud today." The husband looks around at the fields incredulously and asks the farmer, "When do you have time to plough your land? At night?" "No," the young farmer replied seriously, "Night is when I put the water in the hole." Link: http://www.ahajokes.com/farm018.html
+8I am sitting here making this new recipe and it says chill for 30 minutes so I grabbed my sweet tea and kicked back waiting but not sure how this will help it🙄 More
I went to the gym for the fourth time today!!! Edit I walked for thirty minutes, then I twirled a stick, then I kicked the ball and served for twenty minutes
What Is Resurrection ? A Baptist pastor was presenting a children's sermon. During the sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was. Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial, but at the same time, asking children questions in front of a congregation can also be very dangerous. Having asked the children if they knew the meaning of the resurrection, a little boy raised his hand. The pastor called on him and the little boy said, "I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor." It took ten minutes for the congregation to settle down from their laughter. http://www.jokelibrary.net/religion/church-supp2.html#resurrection
Why is it, when you're in a public washroom urinating, motionless - the thing auto-flushes and goes all bidet on your junk, but then two minutes later you practically have to fetty-wap to get the sink to turn on?
+2I have been to the gym more than once this week for an over an hour, I walk in the pool for an hour then I come home rest then few hours later I go I walk to the gym and I do 30 minutes of the bike then weights and then I walk back home, and tonight I'm planning to go again with my brother, I want to go again. I'm starting to like the gym again.
Suppose the Earth were going to be obliterated 10 minutes from now. How would you use those last 10 minutes?