+882There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2030, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. Amirite?
+848Whenever you spend a large amount of money on one thing, you imagine all the things you could have bought with that same amount of money, amirite?
+831You've gotta wonder what would happened if your attitude towards a mugger was so out of the ordinary, that they wouldn't know how to react. mugger holds you at knife point "Give me all your money!" you casually open your wallet "Umm.. alright.. so I have....$76 in Monopoly money and.. rummages through wallet some more ..14 Chuck E Cheese tickets. But I like, really need these.. sooo we could.. I don't know.. maybe split them?" "......wtf is wrong with you?". Amirite?
+829At age 4 success is not peeing in your pants. At age 12 success is having friends. At age 16 success is having a drivers license. At age 20 success is having sex. At age 35 success is having money. At age 50 success is having money. At age 60 success is having sex. At age 70 success is having a drivers license. At age 75 success is having friends. At age 80 success is not peeing in your pants. ... amirite?
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+806"It's not about the money, money, money. We don't need your money, money, money" ...Oh, so you don't mind if I download this illegally. Amirite?
+802Movies would make twice as much money if they followed the book all the way. Honestly, there's a REASON the book has sold a bajillion copies; don't put your own little twist on it. amirite?
+798It's really upsetting to have to walk away from a vending machine after it eats your money. amirite?
+777"Cars, clothes, money, hoes. (heavy bass beat) Bitches, drugs, sex, power. (do that -insertrandomdancehere-) Drinking, guns, violence, death. Uh, uh. (GET MONEY!!)" According to today's standards, I just made a hit rap song. Can I have my millions now? amirite?
+774When you're saving up for something, you really regret all those packs of gum and useless objects you bought when you had tons of money, amirite?
+772Back in the day, bullying was when someone beat kids up and took their lunch money. Then the definition of bullying expanded to gossiping and speading nasty rumors about someone. Then making a joke at someone else's expense became bullying. Now we have "cyber bullying". Pretty soon it will count as bullying whenever you have a mean thought about anyone, and it will be called "mental bullying", ... amirite?