+11,941When people cry in movies, they look beautiful, but when you cry in real life, your face gets all red, your eyes puffy and then there is the whole snot thing, amirite?
+1,147The events in National Treasure are completely random. "The Bill of Rights was signed by 13 members. 13 x 2 is 26, the number of games the Lakers lost in 1933. 1933 divided by the number of movies that are better than this, means that we have to go meet a midget in South Carolina named Thorton. LET'S GO!" amirite?
+2,529It's awkward when your find out your toys secretly made 3 movies behind your back, amirite?
+1,271You love how in scary movies, the person yells out, "Hello?" As if the bad guy is gonna be like, "Yeah, I'm in the kitchen! Want a sandwich?", amirite?
+1,393The people in horror movies are so stupid. If the killer askes you for last words the words to come out of your mouth should never be "fuck" and "you", it should be someting that makes the killer NOT want to kill you. Ex. "I give good head" or "I am your daughter", amirite?
+1,111within those few milliseconds of eye contact with a stranger, two seemingly separate lives intersect. what if they have exactly the same taste in movies? what if they were friends in some past life? what if one had once voted in favor of an amirite post made by the other? what if we actually connected with all of the people we brush by with little more than a glance? what if nothing is random? ... amirite?
+496Movie producers should get more creative, ghost movies always set in hospitals and jails. I want a ghost movie set in Walmart. “Cleanup in aisle 13”... “But there is no aisle 13.”, amirite?
+984It would be really cool if instead of turning the Harry Potter books into movies, they could've made them into TV series. Each book will be a season, and each chapter an episode. It would've been much cooler, plus they also would've been able to fit every detail of the book, add in extra details, and show us more about life in Hogwarts. Amirite?
+1,421When the good guy needs a car fast, he just grabs one off the street. But you never really think about what happens to the person whose car got stolen; for all we know, it could start a chain reaction of action movies, amirite?
+801When nerdy girls in movies take off their glasses, they instantly become these beautiful girls that makes people stop and stare at their "newly found beauty". In real life when people take off their glasses, everyone just holds up fingers and asks them if they can see, amirite?
+789You may be a kid, but you can do anything you set your mind to! Except drive. And vote. And drink or smoke. And legally drop out of school. And order crap off infomercials. And go to certain movies. And buy certain video games. And get a job. And get married. BUT other than that... Amirite?
+763In movies/TV shows, whenever a character is going to tell another character the truth about something, the character they're going to tell it to has a heartfelt speech about how much they appreciated something or how it ruined their life. ex: Bob steals Sally's dog. "Hey Sally, I just wanted to say-" "Hey Bob, WHOEVER STOLE MY DOG RUINED MY LIFE, now what did you want to tell me?", amirite?
+257Since there's a Superman movie coming out called "The Man of Steel" and a Batman movie was called "The Dark Knight" they should name more superhero movies after the character's nickname. The next Spider-man movie should be called "The Web-Slinger", a Hulk movie can be called "Giant Green Rage Monster" and they should make an Aqua-man movie and call it "The Worst Superhero Ever: The Movie", amirite?
+318Instead of redoing their movies in 3D format, Disney should redo their movies with face-swaps. You might actually go see that, amirite?