+2,429Why does Obama give his speeches behind bulletproof glass? Just because he's black doesn't mean he's going to shoot anybody, amirite?
+2,145Regular News: President Obama saves Earth from giant meteor. Fox News: President Obama steals jobs from superheroes. amirite?
+1,816We all dial wrong numbers at some point but why dont we ever end up having a celebrity on the line? It'd be nice if you said "Hello, dad?" and got "No, this is Barrack Obama" as a reply, amirite?
+1,419Barack obama's birthday is 8/4...[8+(4/4)]/[4+[(4x2)-(4/4)]] is 9/11...HOLY SHIT OBAMAS A TERRORIST, amirite?
+1,048It's really weird to think that EVERYBODY poops. Obama and Miley Cyrus could be pooping as you read this... amirite?
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+1,043Barack Obama: The first black guy that had to convince everybody that he was responsible for the killing, amirite?
+931At one point, everyone was a baby. Barack Obama used to wake up in the middle of the night because he was poopy, Osama Bin Laden's greatest joy in life was a bottle of milk, and serial killers cried because they just wanted to be held and snuggled by their mommy. Kind of weird to think about. amirite?
+907Text books have some really random photos in them "We're learning how to divide fractions. Look, a picture of Obama, and a tomato", amirite?
+890First Bush was Hitler, now Obama is Hitler. Let's clear something up, all presidents are going to make poor decisions, but until someone kills 6,000,000+ people, let's hold off on the name calling, amirite?
+791MSNBC: Obama just saved the world. CNN: Obama saved a kitten stuck in a tree. FOX: Obama just stole an old lady's kitten, amirite?
+788Nobody really cares about your opinion. No matter what you say,weed will be illegal,Obama will be president and Bieber will be famous. So just shut up and calm down. amirite?