+2,429Why does Obama give his speeches behind bulletproof glass? Just because he's black doesn't mean he's going to shoot anybody, amirite?
+2,145Regular News: President Obama saves Earth from giant meteor. Fox News: President Obama steals jobs from superheroes. amirite?
+1,419Barack obama's birthday is 8/4...[8+(4/4)]/[4+[(4x2)-(4/4)]] is 9/11...HOLY SHIT OBAMAS A TERRORIST, amirite?
+1,816We all dial wrong numbers at some point but why dont we ever end up having a celebrity on the line? It'd be nice if you said "Hello, dad?" and got "No, this is Barrack Obama" as a reply, amirite?
+907Text books have some really random photos in them "We're learning how to divide fractions. Look, a picture of Obama, and a tomato", amirite?
+1,043Barack Obama: The first black guy that had to convince everybody that he was responsible for the killing, amirite?
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+765When I was younger, I'd always think, "wow, a British kid. I bet they like, have tea with the queen." This makes you wonder if British kids think, "wow, an American kid, I bet they like, go to Mcdonald's with Obama.", amirite?
+931At one point, everyone was a baby. Barack Obama used to wake up in the middle of the night because he was poopy, Osama Bin Laden's greatest joy in life was a bottle of milk, and serial killers cried because they just wanted to be held and snuggled by their mommy. Kind of weird to think about. amirite?
+502It would be funny if Obama announced his bid for re-election with the slogan: "Once you go black, you never go back", amirite?
+348President Bush failed, President Clinton failed, and President Obama succeeded. The lesson from this is, if you want someone dead, hire a black man. amirite?
+791MSNBC: Obama just saved the world. CNN: Obama saved a kitten stuck in a tree. FOX: Obama just stole an old lady's kitten, amirite?
+351It would be weird if presidential election speeches worked like they did in middle school. "Most of you probably already know me, but for those of you who don't, I'm Barack Obama. I PROMISE to lower gas prices and extend your work break. Always remember: Obama loves your mama!", amirite?