+9,356"George Washington was the first president." OK, I'll buy it. "There are billions of stars in the galaxy." I believe that one too. "Columbus sailed to the new world in 1492." He sure did. "Careful sir, the plate is hot." I'm going to test this one out for myself, amirite?
+2,146Regular News: President Obama saves Earth from giant meteor. Fox News: President Obama steals jobs from superheroes. amirite?
+2,358You could totally imagine Old Spice Guy doing a presidential campaign ad: Hello people of America. Look at your nominee, now back to me. Now back to your nominee, now back to me. Sadly, your nominee isn't me, but if he stopped running for president he could be in my cabinet. I'm on a campaign ad. amirite?
+1,136"Do your homework!" "but mom, you see, i'm studying to become the president of a great nation!" "what nation?" "Procrasti-Nation", amirite?
+1,746You hate that feeling when your service doesn't work in a train station so you can't change your ticket so you can't sit next to the really hot girl in the other train so you won't go on a date and get married and have an awesome kid who grows up to be the president of the United States, amirite?
+861Some people think women have too many emotions to be president. That's stupid because women are masters of psychological warfare. Rather than blow up our enemies, a woman president would mind-fuck them and convince other countries to hate them. They'll sit around wondering what the hell just happened and when they ask why we're mad at them, we won't tell them. Amirite?
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+478If Patrick Star was running for president, his motto could be "We should take all of our problems, and move them somewhere else!", amirite?
+714Egypt needs a new president. I need a summer job this year. I do believe that is more than a coincidence. amirite?
+406Someone with the last name "Scissors" could never campaign for president because nobody would be willing to run with him, amirite?
+348President Bush failed, President Clinton failed, and President Obama succeeded. The lesson from this is, if you want someone dead, hire a black man. amirite?
+412Newt Gingrich sounds like he should be running for the Minister of Magic instead of President of the United States, amirite?
+894"The BP president said yesterday that the company would survive. That's like someone running over your dog and saying, 'Don't worry, my car is fine.'" —Jimmy Fallon's right, amirite?