+305You should always eat candy alone... because otherwise you have to share, amirite?
+305When one mature adult has an imaginary friend it is called crazy. When millions of mature adults share the same imaginary friend, it's called religion. amirite?
+303Humans share over 30% of their genes with daffodils. So while all your exotic friends brag about having cool foreign relatives, it'd be safe to say that you are one third daffodil, amirite?
+298Its kind of awkward when someone/Your friend criticizes someone else even though they share the same quality. (A person with an annoying voice saying, "She has an annoying voice." or a Chubby girl saying," She's fat." ect.) amirite?
+297Its the worst when you come up with an idea, share it with someone, then they tell everyone about it like it was their own idea. amirite?
+297Talking to walls would be a cool spy power. Just think of all the secrets they could share, amirite?
+289If a skinny person goes to pick up a large carry out order, it's generally assumed that they're taking it home to share with people. If a fat person goes to pick up a large carry out order, then you just know they're gonna go home and eat the whole thing themselves. amirite?
+288Your pet nags at you to share your food, and half the time when you cave and give it a little piece, it sniffs the food and walks away, amirite?
+285It's hard to share a bed with someone who breathes like Darth Vader all night, amirite?
+285It's kind of depressing when you discover an absolutely amazing song and when you try to share it with your other friends, they're all like, "Yeah, dude I was listening to this three years ago." amirite?
+284It's awkward when your mom gets remarried and you have to share a room with a curly-headed fuck, amirite?
+280People in Denmark were shown to be the happiest people on Earth, and they just happen to tolerate gays (among others), pay their fair share of taxes, and have a generally liberal attitude. Hmm... amirite?
+278Parents always come in at the wrong time. You could have just found the cure for cancer but when you get on facebook to share your wonderful findings, your parents see that and yell at you for not doing anything with your life but playing, amirite?