+3,992When someone says "Thank you Captain Obvious" a good response is "You're welcome Lieutenant Sarcasm", amirite?
+3,416Sticks and stones may break your bones, but words will cause someone to bring a gun to school and kill everybody, amirite?
+3,227You miss the days when you could safely push someone into a pool, now you gotta worry about the iPod, the cellphone, maybe a PSP, you push someone in, it costs you 939$, amirite?
+2,741Funny prank: Change all the names in someone's phonebook to other peoples' names, and then while they're trying to figure it out you beat them to death with a crowbar, amirite?
+2,660I think i'm going to freak out the people who update their status with every move they make. Girl: just at starbucks. Me: entering starbucks. Girl: at university now. Me: at some random university. Girl : on the toilet. Me: Watching someone pee. I think she might get the hint, amirite?
+2,532If someone made a Harry Potter vs. Twilight movie starring the Jonas Brothers and Justin Bieber - MLIA would explode. Amirite?
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+2,520About 95% of the time you're looking at someone else's paper during a test or quiz is to see how far they they've finished, not their answers, amirite?
+2,280So I've been chatting with this 13 year old girl online. Shes funny, flirty and sexy. Now she tells me shes an undercover cop, how cool is that for someone her age? amirite?
+2,189Guys: do you want to know why girls are so indecisive? Cause we don't have boners to help us figure out if we like someone, amirite?
+2,179Take chances. Tell the truth. Date someone totally wrong for you. Say no. Spend all your cash. Get to know someone random. Be random. Say I love you. Sing out loud. Laugh at stupid jokes. Cry. Apologize. Tell someone how much they mean to you. Tell a jerk what you think. Laugh till your stomach hurts. Regret nothing. This is the way to live life, amirite?
+2,020I always hear people say, "I'm not a racist, but-" but never the other way around. It would be funny to hear someone say,"I am a racist, but the black kid at school is a fucking legend.", amirite?
+2,016Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive. "Look at this bitch, eating those fucking crackers like she owns the place!", amirite?