+2,314People complain too much on airplanes. like "For real? I cant get hi speed internet?! AND MY CHAIR DOESNT LEAN BACK!" .... "Dude, you are sitting in a chair... IN THE GOD DAMN SKY!", amirite?
+1,202You're riding a horse full speed.. there's a giraffe beside you.. and you're being chased by a lion .. what do you do .. get your drunk ass off the carousel ..... amirite?
+898Why is a school zone 15mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles... amirite?
+796When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side facing down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the two will hover, spinning inches above the ground. With a giant buttered cat array, a high-speed monorail could easily link major metropolitan areas. amirite?
+660It's kind of satisfying when a car whizzes by you on the highway going way over the speed limit and you see it a few minutes later pulled over by a cop, amirite?
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+632High school hallways prepare you for driving. You have to be able to walk at the common speed, merge, change lanes, make turns through heavy traffic, avoid collisions, etc. You could also be tailgated, or be the tailgater, if you walk behind the kid with "swagga", amirite?
+627When you're behind a car going REALLLY slowly, you speed up a lot after they turn off that road- because you can and to show the people behind you that it wasn't YOU slowing them down, amirite?
+620The week seems to go by at the speed of a snail, unless it's the weekend, then the snail rides a Ferrari, amirite?
+614Dont you just hate it when your driving, going the speed limit, but there are a bunch of people either riding your butt or passing you? Its like, "sorry am i not SPEEDING ENOUGH FOR YOU?!!", amirite?
+593Why can regular cars go up to 120 miles per hour? Do the the car manufactures want people to get in high speed chases with the cops? amirite?
+582Well, officer, when I reached down to grab my bag of crack, my gun fell out of my lap and got lodged in between the brake and the floor, forcing me to speed out of control. amirite?
+582I feel bad for children whose parents jog while pushing them in a stroller. The parent is enjoying a nice, leisurely run, while the child is hurtling across the sidewalk at full speed, being jostled all over while their stroller crashes over various bumps and rocks, amirite?