+1,677Famous people are always doing bad things. Lindsey Lohan did drugs, Charlie Sheen getting drunk and hitting a porn star, and Justin Bieber stayed up way past 9:30, amirite?
+416When you wish upon a star, you're a few million light years too late. That star is dead, just like your dreams, amirite?
+856You wonder what songs they're going to rape with autotune next. "Twinkle, twinkle, little star, how I wonder what you are-are-are-are-are-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re, dirty bit...", amirite?
+477If Patrick Star was running for president, his motto could be "We should take all of our problems, and move them somewhere else!", amirite?
+588When you wish on a shooting star, your wish will come true. Unless that star is actually a meteor headed straight towards Earth. Then you're dead no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor. amirite?
+884My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab. amirite?
+615When you wish upon a shooting star, all your dreams will come true. Unless the star is really a meteor about to destroy the Earth. Then you’re pretty much dead and your wish was wasted... unless your wish was death by meteor. amirite?
+332Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And, the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics: You are all stardust. amirite?
+590They've just discovered a planet that is only 20 light years away in a solar system like ours that is about the same size as Earth and the right distance from it's star so that it could have liquid water. The chances of this planet having life are more then 50%. This is the most important discovery of the year, but it will be under reported, amirite?
+523he was a weatherman, she said see you later man! he wasn't good enough for her. Now he's a weather star, rocking out on his radar, checking out severe thunderstorms, amirite?
+434It would be hard to be a country star if you were a black atheist that drove a small compact car, amirite?