It's Amirite's 10th birthday!Read More
-9Right handed people, fork is in your right hand and knife left, despite the fact a very long time ago you were told should be other way round. Same for left handed people. Amirite?
+47Medieval castles must have smelt like vomit and human excreta. Royals were rich and used to be drunk all the time. Plus no drainage and ventilation. amirite?
+32Congress has a 19% approval rating yet 95% get re-elected because Americans are idiots. amirite? More
+32If life is a simulation, then it must be a lot cheaper to run if we are indoors all the time. amirite?
+25Only time we love PM/ POTUS/ Country leader is, when they're no longer in charge or lose to opposition. Amirite?
+25Most calls for communism or other kinds of socialism in the US are owed to discontentment with the observation that the free market has been commandeered for the private interests of the select few. However, if we were to adopt communism, the same thing would happen to the means of distribution very shortly. Therefore, perhaps the solution to economic inequality and corruption is to periodically switch economic systems, the way people switch passwords. That way, corporate and government entities alike will have no time to work out ways to abuse the system before it abruptly swaps out on them. amirite?
+29Love is, for the most part, a proactive choice. Almost everyone has inner beauty on some level, in the same way someone you love is beautiful to you, so which person actually winds up being as beautiful to you as they are inside mostly depends on who you choose to spend enough time with to discover that beauty. In that regard, there's no right or wrong answer. Whoever you choose to love is an okay person to love, and if you decide to stop loving them, or the other way around, that's rough, but it's still also okay. It's even okay not to choose anyone. The same reasoning applies to friendship.
Trump Should Be Challenged To Show The Results Of A Recent And Accredited IQ Test, Part 2. Due to his continuing boasts about how superior his intelligence is, and public demeaning of the intelligence of others...time to put up or SHUT up, Mr. President! More
+38House pets must think we are crazy for staring at our phones/computers for really long periods of time. amirite?
+29As a man there comes a time in your life when you can no longer fit your hand inside a tube of Pringles, amirite?