+3,060Who came up with hugs? The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing?...Why are you holding me?" "Just trust me." amirite?
+1,2351. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh. 3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you. 4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you. 5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other. amirite?
+973It would be fun to one day find someone that's younger than you and looks a bit like you and say something like," Listen to me. It is very important that you listen to me. Some time this week someone is going to offer you a banana. You must take the banana. Trust me. I am you from the future. I'm taking a huge rick being here, but the fate of the human race is in your hands. Take the banana. Good luck." and run off, amirite?
+880Girls, it's okay if we have dessert every once in awhile. Eating one slice of cheesecake does not make you a "pig" or "fat." Trust me, dessert makes you happier. amirite?
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+816No matter how much you trust your friends, there's always at least that one thing you never tell them, amirite?
+814Hey you know all those sensitive, actually caring, would never EVER think of cheating, truly in love with you boyfriends?...Well they actually do exist. Just because you found one asshole or a couple doesnt mean we're all like that. Sometimes all we want is for you to trust us. Sometimes even we think late into the night about what we want it to be like, how it will be. Guys:...amirite?
+793When a website asks you for a security question/answer, like "What is your mother's maiden name?" or "What was the name of your childhood pet?" you always pick the easiest question because you don't trust yourself to remember the answers to the more difficult ones, amirite?
+742Raisin-cookies that look just like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason you have trust issues, amirite?
+680When you we're in elementary school, at the end of the year, teachers would say "have a fun summer!" But once you get into high school, teachers say "Have a safe summer!" because they don't trust you anymore, amirite?
+654"High school is the best 4 years of your life... trust me." Well damn. Looks like the rest of my life is going to suck even worse now, amirite?
+651There's a 'lie' in 'believe', an 'over' in 'lover', an 'end' in 'friend', an 'us' in 'trust', and an 'if' in 'life', amirite?