+3,473How to Lose Weight: Turn your head to the left, then to the right. Repeat when offered food. amirite?
+1,822How to get over your fear of the dark: As soon as you turn the lights off, start masturbating. No monster wants to see that shit. While doing it, stare at the corner and whisper, tenderly, “this is for you”, amirite?
+1,665Whenever you walk in to the doctors, and they ask you whats wrong, you immediately turn to your mom and she explains, amirite?
+1,349Girls: those shower gel commercials are ridiculous. We don't turn our heads to look lovingly at our shoulder when we're washing it, amirite?
+1,319Bad acting can turn the most serious drama into a hilarious comedy, amirite?
+1,310Girls- It's a major turn off when a guy has long dirty finger nails, amirite?
+1,301Middle school boys can pretty much turn anything into something sex-related. amirite?
+1,225Hollister needs to turn on their lights. They are a store, not a maze, amirite?
+1,162The problem with internet chat sites is that sillysally12 can turn out to be scarylary42, amirite?
+1,127Average teen mag: "DON'T CARE if others tell you you're too fat/do not use the right make-up/wear the wrong clothes/like the wrong celebs and music! You are an INDIVIDUAL!" ... (turn page) ... "...and this is what EVERYONE should wear in autumn! Check out Lady Gaga's new style! Miley Cyrus has a new song you simply gotta find awesome! And NEVER ever wear blue eyeshadow if you have blue eyes!... amirite?
+1,122The process of liking a song: 1 Day: OMG, I love this song! 1 Week: Hey, that song's pretty good. 1 Month: Turn that sh*t off! 1 Year: OMG, I love this song!, amirite?
+1,119You hate that awkward moment when you realize you're going the wrong way and have to randomly turn around, amirite?
+1,063You tend to notice spelling and grammar mistakes on papers minutes before you turn them in. amirite?
+1,033I hate it when you get all comfy in your bed, then you forgot to turn the light off, amirite?