+315God created the universe in seven days. How do we know His days are the same length as our days? Our days are based on the Earth's rotation, but before the Earth, what did God base His days on? The older you get, the faster time seems to pass. Since God in infinite years old, His days could be two billion years long, thus He created the universe in 14 billion years. Religion and Science can go together, amirite?
+312It would be really cool if the reason that people have OCD is that they have been gifted with the ability to sense and prevent imbalances in the universe, no matter how small. amirite?
+309I made a hotdog today, and it literally caught on fire after 10 seconds in the microwave. The universe is trying to tell me to stop trying to cook, amirite?
+300President Donald Trump sounds like something from a freaky parallel universe, amirite?
+300If "in the beginning was the Word," "the Word was God," and "God created everything through him," and if "God is love," then the entire universe was created from Love. This is a startling thought, amirite?
+300Nature isn't an engineer or an architect. Nature is an artist and the universe is its canvas, amirite?
+298For all you know, you can be in another dimension, while your mind is here, and you are being tested in that separate universe. "He's moving his hand like... HE'S WRITING! Get a pen and paper. Okay... How does 9x7=63? Must be an alien equation to destroy us!" "Why is he kicking... Screaming 'goal' and rolling! He must be shifting his planet towards us!!!", amirite?
+298Did God just get up one day and say "ya you know what? I'm going to make the universe this week"? amirite?
+298it would be awesome to observe a parallel universe and see how different the earth looks due to a different sequence of random evolutionary events, amirite?
+297Dan Bergstein's Twilight blog on Sparknotes is one of the funniest things in the universe, and if you haven't read it yet, you'd better. amirite?
+296Earth is so insignificant. This planet could could just disappear and the rest of the universe wouldn't even budge, amirite?
+290Humans are the most dominant species in the world; maybe even the universe... That's only because spiders like to live reclusivley. Because if they wanted to run shit, we'd just run for our lives. Amirite?
+289T-shirts for women are ridiculous. Why do designers think we enjoy only 1/2 an inch of fabric under our arms? It's just irritating to the armpit area, gets deodorant on the outside of the shirt, and makes our pits visible to the universe if we raise our arms. Make the sleeves longer and more comfy! amirite?