-1I am curious to know the average age of people on this site. If you are older than the current vote, vote it up. If you are younger, vote it down. This'll be a good experiment, amirite?
+3,446For all we know, scientists on Pluto took a vote and decided Earth's no longer a planet, amirite?
+2,252Most people don't even vote for presidents. They vote for things like American Idol -_-... I think they should just name those presidency elections to something catchy like "Who's gonna run this Bitch".. amirite?
+751Optimists -- Half full. Pessimists -- Half empty. Sarcastic -- oh sure, it's half full all right... Realist -- the glass contains equal parts water and air. Engineer -- the glass is too big for the cup. Politician -- if you vote for me the glass will be COMPLETELY full. Einstein -- it's all relative... Wise -- each to their own. amirite?
+789You may be a kid, but you can do anything you set your mind to! Except drive. And vote. And drink or smoke. And legally drop out of school. And order crap off infomercials. And go to certain movies. And buy certain video games. And get a job. And get married. BUT other than that... Amirite?
-698It must really suck dick to be a girl. Haha get it? Because not only would it be horrible to be a female, but because females have to suck their bf's dicks. Hence, it would "suck cock" to be a girl. You might not think that's funny so you can just skip over this post, but don't vote NW just cuz you don't get the joke. It's not fair to do that to a post just because you don't understand. amirite?
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+434They said women would never vote. They said the titanic would never sink. They said man would never fly. We sometimes trust the wisdom of unwise people. Cancer can't be cured today, but tomorrow marks a new beginning. Dare to hope, and to believe. amirite?
+40Obviously making same-sex marriage legal will soon make it legal for people to marry their dogs. Just like when women were allowed to vote, and then horses were given voting rights, or when we freed the slaves, we also had to free the hamsters, amirite?
+746Boy, it sure is annoying when people make posts about situations that are entirely specific to them that nobody could relate to, but they think people will vote "yeah you are." It really makes you wanna throw one of your pigs across your 5 acre lawn into the neighbor's cornfield so the pig can eat all their corn as revenge because they ate all your steak, amirite?
+216Our Anthony, who art in England hallowed be thy Name, thy website be awesome, thy will be moderated, on the internet as it is on amirite. Give us this day our daily posts And forgive us our trolls, as we vote "no way" to those who troll against us. And lead us not into amiwrong, but deliver us from trolls. For thine is the amirite, and the power, and the glory, for ever and ever. Amirite?
+369Allowing gay marriage will lead to legalized pedophilia, incest, and bestiality in the same way that allowing black people to vote eventually lead to people being forced to give their pet fish a voting ballot, amirite?
+505Just because someone is a Christian, that does not mean they are overly conservative and must only vote Republican. They are also capable of having fun somewhere other than church. They can be a fun person that loves music other than just music about Jesus, they are actually capable of doing things other than going to church...and they can do all this and love Jesus at the same time, amirite?