+3,443There's better ways than war to get back at a country. For example, pick a day where its supposed to rain, fly over the capital city, and drop thousands of rolls of toilet paper. That way no one gets killed, everyone gets confused, and they have to spend their time getting wet toilet paper off of their buildings instead of hurting others. amirite?
+2,584500 years ago when men went to war it was common for them to force their wives to wear chastity belts while they were away. Therefore, in the meantime, only a locksmith could remove these belts. This probably explains why 'Smith' is the most common name in the phonebook. amirite?
+2,137Logically, Grammar Nazis must be led by some sort of Grammar Hitler and allied with a Spelling Stalin. It is only a matter of time before Diction Kamikazes show up and we are plunged into Word War II, amirite?
+746The first war started must have been fueled by a lot of hate. "But sir, can't we just see if we can settle this over a competitive game of Checkers?" "NO! People have to die!" Amirite?
+933I'm attempting to travel back in time, you'll know I've succeeded if the Nazis lose world war 2 and friday comes after thursday, amirite?
+1,197When you're at war, don't throw a grenade at the enemy. Throw a flower at them. Then when they look down at it, they will think about how crazy and pointless war is. Then while they're thinking you can throw a real grenade at them, amirite?
+1,000The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever see that little Swiss Army knife they have to fight with? Not much of a weapon there. Corkscrews. Bottle openers. "Come on, buddy, let's go. You get past me, the guy in back of me, he's got a spoon. Back off. I've got the toe clippers right here.", amirite?
+499It's weird that during the Second Wizarding War in the Harry Potter series, there were epic battles all over which would decide the fate of the entire world, yet the muggles knew nothing about it. They only knew that some very unusual things were going on, but had no clue why. On an unrelated note, how about all of those natural disasters happening everywhere one after another lately? amirite?
+649how to get out of an unwanted thumb war: "one, two, three, four. i declare a thumb war." "five six seven eight "I USE THIS HAND TO MASTURBATE :D" "dude..", amirite?
+1,147If you have food,clothes and a house you are richer than 75% of the world.If you have $10 you are part of the 8% of the world's wealthy.If you woke up with more health than sickness you are more blessed than the millions who will die this week.If you haven't experienced a war,you are luckier than the 500 million suffering. If you read this,you are more fortunate than the 3 billion who can't rea... amirite?
+4,002I remember when getting high meant swinging at the playground, The worst thing you could get from boys was cooties, Mom was your hero and Dad was superman, Your worst enemies were your siblings, Race issues were who ran the fastest, War was a card game, life was simple and carefree, but what i remember most... ...was wanting to grow up. amirite?
+198The Republicans aren't pro-life, just anti-abortion. Why? They are pro-death penalty, anti-gay rights, pro-gun, pro-war, anti-Muslim, anti-healthcare for citizens, anti-primary education, and anti-low/middle class. Does pro-life not mean that all life is sacred? The Republicans only care about the child being born, and after that, they could care less, amirite?
+617Knowing what Harry Potter spells translate from Latin into makes them sound kind of cool. I mean, Expecto Patronum is "Await the protector" and Expelliarmus means "To thrust away the weapons of war." Sort of epic, amirite?