+1,533Buying someone flowers is kind of a weird idea. Like: Hey, these are for you, now watch them slowly die, because I love you. amirite?
+1,413Whenever you watch a documentary on something you feel like an expert. "Dude, that girl over there is as tall as a giraffe, she-" "GIRAFFES HAVE 18 INCH TONGUES" amirite?
+2,545My watch is really cool. Besides being able to tell time, you can talk on the phone, text people, AND take pictures. Plus, it comes in a new shape, so you dont have to wear it around your wrist! Some people call it a cell phone, but i dont know what they're talking about, amirite?
+1,456Did you see how Kate Middleton was waving, somebody didn't watch The Princess Diaries, amirite?
+804I never let my children watch band performances on TV. Too much sax and violins, amirite?
+419The best pickup line is "My magic watch says you don't have any underwear on....oh, you do? It must be 15 minutes fast", amirite?
+708It sucked watching Pirates of the Caribbean 4 without Kiera Knightley and Orlando Bloom even after you invited them over several times to watch it with you, amirite?
+834Your car is Japanese. Your pizza is Italian. Your beer is German. Your wine is Spanish. Your democracy is Greek. Your coffee is Brazilian. Your tea is Chinese. Your watch is Swiss. Your fashion is French. Your shirt is Indian. Your shoes are Thai. Your radio is Korean. Your vodka is Russian. And you complain about your neighbor being an immigrant? amirite?
+3,549It's stupid how at the movie theaters 13 year olds are charged as adults, but they can't watch an adult movie until they're 18, amirite?
+373Excellent Drinking Game: Watch Titanic and take a shot everytime you want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio. Amirite?
+1,120Twitter: I'm peeing right now. Facebook: I just peed. Foursquare: I'm peeing here. StackExchange: What's the best way for me to pee? Quora: Why am I peeing? YouTube: Watch this pee! FML/MLIA: Today, I was peeing... LinkedIn: I pee well. Amirite: A good pee feels awesome, amirite?
+2,177If you were a 90's baby you could watch 5 seconds of spongebob and know what episode it is, amirite?
+455It's unfair that the media has started to portray teenagers as rebellious brats who play eight hours of video games a day, don't listen to their parents, and watch porn while masturbating in a dark room. That's not true. Our rooms are usually pretty well lit, amirite?
+440When you have children you're going to make them watch the movie 2012 and tell them you survived that, amirite?