+213"I'm a Little Teapot" doesn't make sense. At the end, the teapot says "Tip me over and pour me out." Are you the teapot or the water? Stop messing with my head, amirite?
+449Comes in the house sweaty "Is it hot outside?" Nope, I just threw water all over myself just so I could have that visually appealing sweaty person look, amirite?
+592You love it when the answer on a mutiple test question is extremely obvious. For example: What is photosynthesis? A.) Photos that synthesize B.)IDK, science is hard C.) What? or D.) process in which green plants and other organisms turn carbon dioxide and water into carbohydrates and oxygen, using light energy trapped by chlorophyll, amirite?
+300It always makes for an awkward situation when someone asks, "What took you so long!?" Right after you get out of the bathroom. Do you really want to know? Next time some dumbass asks you that, just say, "Yeah, my violent diarrhea splashed the toilet water all over my jeans, but don't worry, I cleaned myself up with the toilet paper afterward." That ought to shut them up, amirite?
+310Real men don't stand by the shower with thir arm in the path of the water waiting for the right temperature. They stand directly under the showerhead when they first turn it on, amd make a fist and scream, ''YEAH!'' when the water first hits them, amirite?
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+677It would be awful if there was an oily hurricane that hit a electric pole and caught on fire and then threw burning bits everywhere causing fires that couldn't be put out because of the oil water that caused charred cadavers to contaminate the water supply, causing a pandemic that spread across the globe that caused a war between nations that would send missiles that would explode more oil rigs... amirite?
+1,012You wonder how long you'd stay in the shower if you had all the time in the world and no worry of running out of hot water, amirite?
+820Girls: You've tried to rinse your hair with cold water, and ended up doing some crazy contortionist thing to avoid your body freezing to death, amirite?
+503The most awkward thing in the world is trying to walk out of semi-shallow water. If you walk normally, the water pulls you back and you look like you are walking in slow motion. If you try to run out, you look like some Baywatch reject. amirite?
+132Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Aang. Katara. Zuko. Sokka. Toph. Suki. The Fire Nation. The Air Nomads. The Water Tribe. The Earth Kingdom. Jet. Bloodbending. Hair-loopies. Fire Lord Ozai. Azula. The cabbage merchant. You know exactly what I'm talking about, amirite?
+226The matter and energy that make up our bodies has existed infinitely before our births and will exist infinitely beyond our deaths. It has been a constituent of prehistoric air, soil, bacteria, water, plants, insects, and animals, and will be a part of future entities. This is an elegant and organic form of afterlife and reincarnation, amirite?