+336The government is putting drugs in our water to make us complacent, but I don't really care, amirite?
+490People who spend over $4 on a bottle of water should realize that Evian spelt backwards is naive, amirite?
+567its really embarrasing when your at someone's house and you are trying to make a good impression or something, and then you choke on water and cough uncontrollably for 5 minutes, amirite?
+233Some survival shows are pretty unrealistic. It's like "Yes, and after I finish collecting my water from the completely pure underground water source I just found, I'm going to pitch the tent I happened to come by in the wilderness. Of course, I'm going to have to look up how to pitch a tent on this netbook with built-in wi-fi that I caught with my BARE HANDS", amirite?
+508I volunteered for water hose duty at our family reunion. Somebody's got to keep the cousins from mating. amirite?
+199The best Halloween costume.. drench yourself in water, carry around 2 sticks, a scarf, and a carrot.. a melted snowman :) amirite?
+550Giving a presentation? Bring a bottle of water to the stage. When you can't remember what to say, take a drink. Nobody will know, amirite?
+307It's weird to think that water just naturally gets recycled. The water you drank with dinner could be the same water that Michael Jackson drank once, or the water that George Washington crossed the Delaware on, or the water Shakespeare bathed in, amirite?