+110Buys clothes envisioning how they look in the ad—dude's out on a pier fishing, with a glass of whiskey and a trawler in the background. Actually just wears it to Chili's and looks like a clown. amirite?
-120Joe Biden wears a mask even though he’s been inoculated. So the message Joe Biden is sending is that the vaccine doesn’t work, amirite?
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+118Not surprising that Japan, a country where everyone wears masks, has one of the lowest COVID and death rates. amirite?
+54If your professor wears a t-shirt that doesn't fit him and cracks a diet cola open at the start of the first day of class, you know your gonna have a good semester. amirite?
0For a world where everyone wears masks, there is a decided lack of Mortal Kombat merch being used. amirite?
+15If you are asking why the woman wears an apron?....You've already missed the point of the commercial because...you were concentrating on the apron not the product. Advertisers waste too much of our time already.... if you are going to waste our time at least be entertaining like MAYHEM!! amirite?
Mixed Up Gifts A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration, he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note: romantic but not too personal. Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he went to Nordstrom's and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself. During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items and the sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the contents, the young man sealed the package and sent it to his sweetheart with the following note: "I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons but she wears short ones that are easier to remove. These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they are hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart. I wish I were there to put them on for you the first time as no doubt other hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance to see you again. When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year! All my love. P. S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing." *** Link: http://jokes4all.net/car-jokes?p=29