+677If Pokemon were real, I think they would rule us. I mean who do you think would be in control: A giant flying, fire breathing lizard or some 10 year old trying to shove it in a tiny red and white ball, amirite?
+213Kony 2012 is out of control on Facebook. I haven't seen this many White people interested in Africa since Mufasa died. amirite?
+596Cinderella, Snow White, and Sleeping Beauty will be pretty ticked when they realize they all married Prince Charming, amirite?
+233You're glad that some people are open-minded and don't brush their teeth or get braces, because nobody likes a homophobic racist who thinks it's best for his teeth to be straight and white, amirite?
+543Little Red Riding Hood didn't listen to Mama, Pinocchio was a liar, Robin Hood a thief, Tarzan wore no clothes, and Snow White lived with 7 men(the slut). These are the stories our parents told us and they complain that our generation is messed up, amirite?
+277It would be interesting to send a bunch of emails about the "blow-up white house" you think would make a great pool toy and then see how many terrorist watch lists you end up on, amirite?
+677❝the white crayon is pointless.❞ actually, the white crayon is the most amazing because it can be used with other art tools, such as markers and watercolors (unlike other crayons) to create fresh, original masterpieces.think about that next time you call someone as pointless as a white crayon. amirite?
+347Your momma is so old, when she was a kid rainbows were black and white., amirite?
+553In schools, instead of just whiteboards, why not have blue, green, or red boards and then write with colors like white and yellow. That would be sick. amirite?
+414It's pretty dumb when black people get all offended and think you're racist if you say they're black. It's like if white people were to say 'I'm not white, I'm PEACH, damn it!" Amirite?
+539White guys and black girls sing about love. Black guys and white girls sing about sex, amirite?
+929The point of the white crayon is to write a secret message to a friend and have them color over it with markers, then revealing it. amirite?