+4,317How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb? Eleven: one to change the lightbulb and ten to each take 200 photos of the event for facebook, clog up your news feed, and later on edit the pictures to black and white, amirite?
+3,467Cinderella walked on broken glass. Sleeping beauty let a whole lifetime pass. Belle fell in love with a hideous beast. Jasmine married a common thief. Ariel walked on land for love and life. Snow white barely escaped a knife. It was all about blood, sweat, and tears, because love means facing your biggest fears, amirite?
+1,888If texting had been around 80 years ago: "Hey sum negro whistled at a white women so were gonna go lynch him u wanna come?" "Sure ill b there in a few mins" "Kkk", amirite?
+1,807Belle: "My husband is a beast." Cinderella: "Mine still drives a pumpkin." Snow White: "My husband leaves me home with 7 little ones." Mermaid: "Mine wants me to use fishnet stockings." Sleeping Beauty: "I just pretend i'm asleep." Disney's Desperate Housewives, amirite?
+1,784I love how a white person cant say something about another race without being called racist, yet black people can say whatever the hell they want and not be judged. Amirite?
+1,604It seems like everyone can have pride in their race, unless they're white. Then it's racist, amirite?
+1,555Baggy Jeans: $50 Flat-brimmed hat: $23 Fake gold chain: $12 Realizing you're white: PRICELESS. amirite?
+1,404Since I am white, no matter what I say about someone of a different race, it is always a racist comment, amirite?
+1,380if a black person says something mean about a black person its okay, but if a white person says anything they are immediatley accused of being racist and everyone is mean to that person.and if a black person says something mean about a white person everyone just laughs and its funny. who being racist now? amirite?
+1,313If swimming helps us stay fit why are whales fat? Why does everyone want to got to heaven but no one wants to die? Shall i say that there is racial discrimination in chess cuz the white piece must be moved 1st? If money doesnt grow on trees then why do banks have branches? Why does round pizza come in square boxes? Why do we still call it a building when its already built? Funny world,eh. amirite?
+1,158If I say "black people love to eat fried chicken", it's not racism, it's stereotyping. If I say "black people are inferior to white people", it's racist. People need to understand the difference, amirite?
+1,084Pandas are the least racist animal, they're black, white AND Asian! amirite?
+1,083In skin product comercials, the person in the "before" picture always tries to look has ugly as she can. Greasy hair in a pony tail, no makeup, no smile, a regular white t-shirt, but the "after" picture is a whole different story. In that one they have airbrushed skin, gorgeous makeup, tanned, pretty fixed hair, whitened teeth, and a smile that could cure cancer, amirite?