+3,469Cinderella walked on broken glass. Sleeping beauty let a whole lifetime pass. Belle fell in love with a hideous beast. Jasmine married a common thief. Ariel walked on land for love and life. Snow white barely escaped a knife. It was all about blood, sweat, and tears, because love means facing your biggest fears, amirite?
+4,318How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb? Eleven: one to change the lightbulb and ten to each take 200 photos of the event for facebook, clog up your news feed, and later on edit the pictures to black and white, amirite?
+901Americans: We should paint the White House black and still call it the White House. That way all the other countries would be like "Hey, that house isn't white, why is it called the White House?", and then we can all have some good laughs as our economy fails, amirite?
+1,888If texting had been around 80 years ago: "Hey sum negro whistled at a white women so were gonna go lynch him u wanna come?" "Sure ill b there in a few mins" "Kkk", amirite?
+1,807Belle: "My husband is a beast." Cinderella: "Mine still drives a pumpkin." Snow White: "My husband leaves me home with 7 little ones." Mermaid: "Mine wants me to use fishnet stockings." Sleeping Beauty: "I just pretend i'm asleep." Disney's Desperate Housewives, amirite?
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+1,555Baggy Jeans: $50 Flat-brimmed hat: $23 Fake gold chain: $12 Realizing you're white: PRICELESS. amirite?
+1,313If swimming helps us stay fit why are whales fat? Why does everyone want to got to heaven but no one wants to die? Shall i say that there is racial discrimination in chess cuz the white piece must be moved 1st? If money doesnt grow on trees then why do banks have branches? Why does round pizza come in square boxes? Why do we still call it a building when its already built? Funny world,eh. amirite?
+664The first thing you worry about when your friends randomly call you for a spur of the moment road trip to Vegas is that your already white teeth just aren't white enough, amirite?
+649Girls are like crayons. The slutty ones are the simple colors like red and blue and they get used /passed around the most. The truly beautiful ones are the white crayons, which contain every color, but they don’t see themselves as beautiful because no one ever wants them. They just have to wait until someone comes along who is smart enough to use a black piece of paper, amirite?
+680I don't know why someone would want a white iPhone. Everyone knows the black ones run faster, amirite?
+1,604It seems like everyone can have pride in their race, unless they're white. Then it's racist, amirite?
+495Anyone can do well in life, get a good job and enjoy themselves, no matter whether you're white or non-black, rich or wealthy, man or male, amirite?
+879Goat 1: "Aw man, I knew we shouldn't have walked through this cotton patch. Now I've got white stuff all over me!" Goat 2: "Hehe... that's what SHEep said." Goat 1: "Ewe are so immature...", amirite?